[joe-salton]

When you're body decides without warning to empty your body of EVERYTHING. Appart from the awfull stomach cramps I seriously worry if I'll have any bones left after today.

On a side note, next time my father says "Hey! I've cooked some chicken, want some?" I'm going to politely decline and remind him my ring is not an alternative construction material for the space shuttle.

[scemHeish]

Do like bears do and eat some sticks so it plugs it up for the winter.

[joe-salton]

I'm actually glad when it's over for the time being, I get very religious, thanking God and such. Strangely the face I make is not unlike your avatar...

[scemHeish]

I'm actually glad when it's over for the time being, I get very religious, thanking God and such. Strangely the face I make is not unlike your avatar...

You're praying to the porcelain god? [thumbup]

[kHy87gPC]

I love it actually. I just drink lots of water as it's the only time you can give your guts a good wash out.

Plus I get paid for sitting on the toilet all day.

[68AttendGem]

But isnt it the greatest feeling when your done? Freedom, world peace, money, sex... all those things become a fading memory and irrelevant. You are in total peace with your soul, a little smirk becomes a huge smile as the pain in your ass fades away.

Hmmm...

[scemHeish]

But isnt it the greatest feeling when your done? Freedom, world peace, money, sex... all those things become a fading memory and irrelevant. You are in total peace with your soul, a little smirk becomes a huge smile as the pain in your ass fades away.

Hmmm...

...and when you get off the toilet you don't realize that your legs have lost a considerable amount of blood circulation and you fall on your face, hit your head on the sink and fade into a coma.

[StanWatts]

or when you fart a little and a little bum juice squeaks out

[SpecialOFFER]

...and when you get off the toilet you don't realize that your legs have lost a considerable amount of blood circulation and you fall on your face, hit your head on the sink and fade into a coma.

[thumbup] I laughed out loud at this. My foot fell asleep on the shitter today!

[ssupermegatone]

I didn't eat chicken, but I tried to eat breakfast this morning... Tasted really good going down, pretty bad going up.

That combined with not getting a minute of sleep last night makes it a pretty bad start for the day, but maybe staying home from work can salvage it.

[FelikTen]

or get those nice red circles on you thighs from your elbows
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