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**nithhysfusy** · 10-08-2009, 04:15 PM

[edit{ wow... ok, so I'm a little intoxicated and this story turned out much longer than I expected.

Ok.... I just have to laugh... and I have been. Today, I would guess it was about 101 F degrees outside today. HOT! I had to mow the yard because I didn't mow last weekend after we had tons of raid... soooo... the back yard, and my old lady neighbors back yard were like weed jungles. Seriously. at least 2 1/2 feet high in some places. Soooooo, I mowed... I only got our back yards done before it got dark. The front yard had real grass so it wasn't as tall so I'll mow it this week.

Anyways, afterwords, i was hot, and needed to quench my thirst so I went to a bar close to home. I met a couple different cool dudes and gave my number to one of them for when they have their next party. The other dude left his phone at the bar, so I gave it to the bartender.

It seems like i'm telling the story of my whole day, but I'm kinda lit, so whatever.
Anyways, let me start getting to the point that made me start this post. Let me just say that I am LIT and having a hard time typing.... it's taking me forever to get this far.

ok, ok ..... so.... I'm sitting at the bar, by myself, minding my own business, drinking... I think I was drinking a Miller Light at the time... I started off with about 6 bloody marrys, but when I realized I was getting hammered and it wasn't even midnight, I switched to the beer.
Ok, where was I ... oh yeah, so I was drinking my beer or bloody marry when a cute chick came up trying to order a drink. We didn't talk much but we laughed about her waiting forever to get the bartenders attention. She was cute, but I didn't hit on her or even say much. So she said she was going to the other side of the bar because it looked like they were getting drinks faster. But, it ended up she went to the back of the line and had to wait even longer. I saw her and she saw me and we laughed about it without saying much. I think I yelled she "went to the end of the line." Anyways, she finally got her beer and went on her way.

I was sitting there alone minding my own business when 2 chicks and an old dude walk in and sit beside me. One of them was muslim I guess because she had a thing on her head. She was cute I guess, but was half hidden. So I'm sipping my beer and smoking a cig... I only smoke when I drink... but anyways, I started chatting with these chicks. I had assumed they or at least one of them was with the old dude. We were laughing and talking about... ohh.. nothing, I ended up giving my number to the one right beside me. Her name started with an R, but I don't remember what it was. Anyways, I told the bartender to close my tab. I was lit (when I say lit, I mean really starting to feel the effects of the alcohol). I was trying to finish my beer... I changed to beer from the bloody marys because I was getting really lit and it wasn't even midnight yet... the bars close at 2AM here. Soo... the chick beside me, one of the ones with the old dude, wanted to buy me a beer. I said if she wanted too, I'll drink it, so she did... MILLER LIGHT PLEASE. We're chatting, but I'm seriously not interested in her. Her muslim friend was cuter but they were both kinda crude... didn't matter... they were cool and one of them bought me a beer. They were burping enough to make the reddest of rednecks jealous.

Ok... let me re-read what I've typed and see how to continue...

Ok, so remember the cute chick that came up earlier and was trying to get her beer and then went to the other side of the bar? So she appeared again on the other side of the bar and we were looking at each other and she yelled to me "I see you made a friend." I guess she was right because the chick beside me bought me a beer. Then she said to me from across the bar in a pissed off way "she's a *****" talking about the chick that bought me a beer. I just laughed and the chick beside me was like, "what did she say" and I said she was pissed because we were talking. The cute chick started talking **** from across the bar... fighting words... at least with the chick that bought me a beer! I was just trying to calm the situation and say the cute chick didn't say anything.

After the cute girl got her beer, she stared walking back to her table or wherever she was sitting behind me. As she was walking by, she totally flipped me off. When I say flipped off, she gave me the finger! Like F*ck you! I was like... uhh... weird. The chick that bought me a beer was like, "she flipped you off." I had to laugh and I didn't even know what was going on. The thing is, the chick that was pissed off was hot and the one that bought me the beer, and I gave my phone number to was not. [surrender]

So I sat there, thinking about the hot chick that was pissed off and the chick beside me was talking **** about her to her muslim chick friend. The old dude just stood at a distance.

Well I was still thinking about the pissed off hot chick and finally I had to go talk to her. I mean, it was obvious she was into me and I was talking to another girl and she got mad.

So I said "i'll be right back" and went to talk to the cute, mad chick. She was like, "that girl is a *****" and I was like "uhh.." So the hot chick came back to the bar on my left, when the other chick was on my right. I don't remember exactly how it happened, but the cuter one said you should buy me a beer and I said OK. But, the bar was closed. So I said, "here you can drink some of this one" being the beer the girl on my right bought.

Then the girl drinking my beer said something like she was engaged to be married and showed me her ring while guzzling my beer!!!!! I was like WTF! and tried to get my beer back but she just GUZZLED it and wouldn't like me grab it back from her! So I said "why were you pissed off if you're engaged" and she said "because that chick is a *****!" hahahaha! So the chick that bought me the beer was now pissed off too!

Soo... the chick that was engaged drank the rest of my beer the chick on the right bought me and then she left. Then the chick on my right and her muslim friend and the old dude left too! So now, here I am laughing about the whole situation, at home alone!!!

Girls are crazy man! Why did the cute chick that was engaged care that the chick on my right bought me a beer?? And then she drank it all to piss off the other chick. I dunno.... It was girl crazyness and I"m here alone typing this message now.

Just a crazy night and I didn't pick up any ladies. Thought I'd share it with you. Still laughing at the whole thing.
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**xgnuwdd** · 10-08-2009, 04:23 PM

I'd worry more about getting hammered on your own at a bar than the fact that you didn't pull.

**nithhysfusy** · 10-08-2009, 04:55 PM

Ok, so as I was coming home, I stopped by the local 7-11 to buy a pack of smokes. I wanted one more for the night. The girl at the counter was SUPER CUTE! I was at that same 7-11 at about 6:30 the previous morning and saw her then.

Annyways, i was like, "I saw you this morning!" and she was like "yeah you did" and I was like"are you married" and she said "yes" and showed me her ring! D'OH! No luck with the ladies tonight!!! The thing about being 34 is all the cute chicks are taken!!
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**Loonakind** · 10-08-2009, 05:17 PM

You must have had too much alcohol, cause almost all the girls you met were kinda cute...

**nithhysfusy** · 10-08-2009, 05:18 PM

You must have had too much alcohol, cause almost all the girls you met were kinda cute...

hahaha! good point, but to clarify, the chick that bought me the beer was NOT cute! [rofl]

[edit] I did still give the ugly one my phone number though. hahahahaha
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**xgnuwdd** · 10-08-2009, 05:36 PM

[edit] I did still give the ugly one my phone number though. hahahahaha

Your parents must be so proud of the way you treat your wife.

**nithhysfusy** · 10-08-2009, 06:01 PM

Your parents must be so proud of the way you treat your wife.

hahahaha! I'm not married!
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**xgnuwdd** · 10-08-2009, 06:11 PM

hahahaha! I'm not married!

So what the hell is your old lady then, LOL?

**nithhysfusy** · 10-08-2009, 06:13 PM

So what the hell is your old lady then, LOL?

My old lady? I never said my old lady... I said ugly chick and she isn't my old lady. She just bought me a beer which pissed off the cute chick that was engaged to someone else... not sure why she was pissed off.
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**xgnuwdd** · 10-08-2009, 06:38 PM

My old lady? I never said my old lady... I said ugly chick and she isn't my old lady. She just bought me a beer which pissed off the cute chick that was engaged to someone else... not sure why she was pissed off.

Sorry, you said your old lady neighbour. The original post was so long I skim read it, which has ended badly for me [rofl]

**chuecafressds** · 10-08-2009, 07:32 PM

I'd worry more about getting hammered on your own at a bar than the fact that you didn't pull.

Man you guys around here are seriously weird.
What´s up with all the you gotta be out with friends or in a group to do **** like go to the movies or get drunk or whatnot ?

Sheesh really weird mentality around here,..

**chppjdf** · 10-08-2009, 07:34 PM

Man you guys around here are seriously weird.
What´s up with all the you gotta be out with friends or in a group to do **** like go to the movies or get drunk or whatnot ?

Sheesh really weird mentality around here,..

Billy no mates? [rofl]

**chuecafressds** · 10-08-2009, 07:37 PM

Billy no mates? [rofl]

No idea what you just said,
but i´m guessing something along the lines of No friends ?
Well no that´s absolutely not the case, but i don´t see where the big deal is to go somewhere alone ?

**xgnuwdd** · 10-08-2009, 07:52 PM

No idea what you just said,
but i´m guessing something along the lines of No friends ?
Well no that´s absolutely not the case, but i don´t see where the big deal is to go somewhere alone ?

Doing stuff on your own wasn't my point. Getting drunk on your own is a dangerous game.

**AdobebePhoto** · 10-08-2009, 07:54 PM

Billies and alcoholics drink alone.

**VogsHoock** · 10-08-2009, 08:09 PM

Billy no mates? [rofl]

Billies and alcoholics drink alone.

[rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl]

**chppjdf** · 10-08-2009, 10:47 PM

No idea what you just said,
but i´m guessing something along the lines of No friends ?
Well no that´s absolutely not the case, but i don´t see where the big deal is to go somewhere alone ?

Its OK Billy, I'm sure you have lots of friends, only you can see them though huh? It's alright Champ, just carry on as you are and don't listen to the other bad people. [rofl]

**chuecafressds** · 10-08-2009, 10:56 PM

Its OK Billy, I'm sure you have lots of friends, only you can see them though huh? It's alright Champ, just carry on as you are and don't listen to the other bad people. [rofl]

hilarious,..
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**JoZertekAdv** · 10-09-2009, 01:38 AM

What the hell? I want my 10 minutes back that story sucked!

**Nabeqiv** · 11-08-2009, 08:10 AM

that whole story sounds like a conversation at the beginning of a Tarentino movie. Did you tip? [rofl]

10-08-2009, 04:15 PM	#1
nithhysfusy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 552 Senior Member	Girls.... they're CRAZY!!!! and I'm home alone... :P [edit{ wow... ok, so I'm a little intoxicated and this story turned out much longer than I expected. Ok.... I just have to laugh... and I have been. Today, I would guess it was about 101 F degrees outside today. HOT! I had to mow the yard because I didn't mow last weekend after we had tons of raid... soooo... the back yard, and my old lady neighbors back yard were like weed jungles. Seriously. at least 2 1/2 feet high in some places. Soooooo, I mowed... I only got our back yards done before it got dark. The front yard had real grass so it wasn't as tall so I'll mow it this week. Anyways, afterwords, i was hot, and needed to quench my thirst so I went to a bar close to home. I met a couple different cool dudes and gave my number to one of them for when they have their next party. The other dude left his phone at the bar, so I gave it to the bartender. It seems like i'm telling the story of my whole day, but I'm kinda lit, so whatever. Anyways, let me start getting to the point that made me start this post. Let me just say that I am LIT and having a hard time typing.... it's taking me forever to get this far. ok, ok ..... so.... I'm sitting at the bar, by myself, minding my own business, drinking... I think I was drinking a Miller Light at the time... I started off with about 6 bloody marrys, but when I realized I was getting hammered and it wasn't even midnight, I switched to the beer. Ok, where was I ... oh yeah, so I was drinking my beer or bloody marry when a cute chick came up trying to order a drink. We didn't talk much but we laughed about her waiting forever to get the bartenders attention. She was cute, but I didn't hit on her or even say much. So she said she was going to the other side of the bar because it looked like they were getting drinks faster. But, it ended up she went to the back of the line and had to wait even longer. I saw her and she saw me and we laughed about it without saying much. I think I yelled she "went to the end of the line." Anyways, she finally got her beer and went on her way. I was sitting there alone minding my own business when 2 chicks and an old dude walk in and sit beside me. One of them was muslim I guess because she had a thing on her head. She was cute I guess, but was half hidden. So I'm sipping my beer and smoking a cig... I only smoke when I drink... but anyways, I started chatting with these chicks. I had assumed they or at least one of them was with the old dude. We were laughing and talking about... ohh.. nothing, I ended up giving my number to the one right beside me. Her name started with an R, but I don't remember what it was. Anyways, I told the bartender to close my tab. I was lit (when I say lit, I mean really starting to feel the effects of the alcohol). I was trying to finish my beer... I changed to beer from the bloody marys because I was getting really lit and it wasn't even midnight yet... the bars close at 2AM here. Soo... the chick beside me, one of the ones with the old dude, wanted to buy me a beer. I said if she wanted too, I'll drink it, so she did... MILLER LIGHT PLEASE. We're chatting, but I'm seriously not interested in her. Her muslim friend was cuter but they were both kinda crude... didn't matter... they were cool and one of them bought me a beer. They were burping enough to make the reddest of rednecks jealous. Ok... let me re-read what I've typed and see how to continue... Ok, so remember the cute chick that came up earlier and was trying to get her beer and then went to the other side of the bar? So she appeared again on the other side of the bar and we were looking at each other and she yelled to me "I see you made a friend." I guess she was right because the chick beside me bought me a beer. Then she said to me from across the bar in a pissed off way "she's a ***" talking about the chick that bought me a beer. I just laughed and the chick beside me was like, "what did she say" and I said she was pissed because we were talking. The cute chick started talking ** from across the bar... fighting words... at least with the chick that bought me a beer! I was just trying to calm the situation and say the cute chick didn't say anything. After the cute girl got her beer, she stared walking back to her table or wherever she was sitting behind me. As she was walking by, she totally flipped me off. When I say flipped off, she gave me the finger! Like Fck you! I was like... uhh... weird. The chick that bought me a beer was like, "she flipped you off." I had to laugh and I didn't even know what was going on. The thing is, the chick that was pissed off was hot and the one that bought me the beer, and I gave my phone number to was not. [surrender] So I sat there, thinking about the hot chick that was pissed off and the chick beside me was talking * about her to her muslim chick friend. The old dude just stood at a distance. Well I was still thinking about the pissed off hot chick and finally I had to go talk to her. I mean, it was obvious she was into me and I was talking to another girl and she got mad. So I said "i'll be right back" and went to talk to the cute, mad chick. She was like, "that girl is a *" and I was like "uhh.." So the hot chick came back to the bar on my left, when the other chick was on my right. I don't remember exactly how it happened, but the cuter one said you should buy me a beer and I said OK. But, the bar was closed. So I said, "here you can drink some of this one" being the beer the girl on my right bought. Then the girl drinking my beer said something like she was engaged to be married and showed me her ring while guzzling my beer!!!!! I was like WTF! and tried to get my beer back but she just GUZZLED it and wouldn't like me grab it back from her! So I said "why were you pissed off if you're engaged" and she said "because that chick is a ***!" hahahaha! So the chick that bought me the beer was now pissed off too! Soo... the chick that was engaged drank the rest of my beer the chick on the right bought me and then she left. Then the chick on my right and her muslim friend and the old dude left too! So now, here I am laughing about the whole situation, at home alone!!! Girls are crazy man! Why did the cute chick that was engaged care that the chick on my right bought me a beer?? And then she drank it all to piss off the other chick. I dunno.... It was girl crazyness and I"m here alone typing this message now. Just a crazy night and I didn't pick up any ladies. Thought I'd share it with you. Still laughing at the whole thing. ________ STARCRAFT 2 ZERG REPLAY Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 04:23 PM	#2
xgnuwdd Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 496 Senior Member	I'd worry more about getting hammered on your own at a bar than the fact that you didn't pull. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 04:55 PM	#3
nithhysfusy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 552 Senior Member	Ok, so as I was coming home, I stopped by the local 7-11 to buy a pack of smokes. I wanted one more for the night. The girl at the counter was SUPER CUTE! I was at that same 7-11 at about 6:30 the previous morning and saw her then. Annyways, i was like, "I saw you this morning!" and she was like "yeah you did" and I was like"are you married" and she said "yes" and showed me her ring! D'OH! No luck with the ladies tonight!!! The thing about being 34 is all the cute chicks are taken!! ________ karinASS Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 05:17 PM	#4
Loonakind Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 414 Senior Member	You must have had too much alcohol, cause almost all the girls you met were kinda cute... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 05:18 PM	#5
nithhysfusy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 552 Senior Member	You must have had too much alcohol, cause almost all the girls you met were kinda cute... hahaha! good point, but to clarify, the chick that bought me the beer was NOT cute! [rofl] [edit] I did still give the ugly one my phone number though. hahahahaha ________ MEDICAL CANNABIS Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 05:36 PM	#6
xgnuwdd Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 496 Senior Member	[edit] I did still give the ugly one my phone number though. hahahahaha Your parents must be so proud of the way you treat your wife. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 06:01 PM	#7
nithhysfusy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 552 Senior Member	Your parents must be so proud of the way you treat your wife. hahahaha! I'm not married! ________ Uggs Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 06:11 PM	#8
xgnuwdd Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 496 Senior Member	hahahaha! I'm not married! So what the hell is your old lady then, LOL? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 06:13 PM	#9
nithhysfusy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 552 Senior Member	So what the hell is your old lady then, LOL? My old lady? I never said my old lady... I said ugly chick and she isn't my old lady. She just bought me a beer which pissed off the cute chick that was engaged to someone else... not sure why she was pissed off. ________ Kitchen Measures Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 06:38 PM	#10
xgnuwdd Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 496 Senior Member	My old lady? I never said my old lady... I said ugly chick and she isn't my old lady. She just bought me a beer which pissed off the cute chick that was engaged to someone else... not sure why she was pissed off. Sorry, you said your old lady neighbour. The original post was so long I skim read it, which has ended badly for me [rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 07:32 PM	#11
chuecafressds Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 537 Senior Member	I'd worry more about getting hammered on your own at a bar than the fact that you didn't pull. Man you guys around here are seriously weird. What´s up with all the you gotta be out with friends or in a group to do **** like go to the movies or get drunk or whatnot ? Sheesh really weird mentality around here,.. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 07:34 PM	#12
chppjdf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 534 Senior Member	Man you guys around here are seriously weird. What´s up with all the you gotta be out with friends or in a group to do **** like go to the movies or get drunk or whatnot ? Sheesh really weird mentality around here,.. Billy no mates? [rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 07:37 PM	#13
chuecafressds Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 537 Senior Member	Billy no mates? [rofl] No idea what you just said, but i´m guessing something along the lines of No friends ? Well no that´s absolutely not the case, but i don´t see where the big deal is to go somewhere alone ? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 07:52 PM	#14
xgnuwdd Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 496 Senior Member	No idea what you just said, but i´m guessing something along the lines of No friends ? Well no that´s absolutely not the case, but i don´t see where the big deal is to go somewhere alone ? Doing stuff on your own wasn't my point. Getting drunk on your own is a dangerous game. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 07:54 PM	#15
AdobebePhoto Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 428 Senior Member	Billies and alcoholics drink alone. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 08:09 PM	#16
VogsHoock Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 524 Senior Member	Billy no mates? [rofl] Billies and alcoholics drink alone. [rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 10:47 PM	#17
chppjdf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 534 Senior Member	No idea what you just said, but i´m guessing something along the lines of No friends ? Well no that´s absolutely not the case, but i don´t see where the big deal is to go somewhere alone ? Its OK Billy, I'm sure you have lots of friends, only you can see them though huh? It's alright Champ, just carry on as you are and don't listen to the other bad people. [rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-08-2009, 10:56 PM	#18
chuecafressds Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 537 Senior Member	Its OK Billy, I'm sure you have lots of friends, only you can see them though huh? It's alright Champ, just carry on as you are and don't listen to the other bad people. [rofl] hilarious,.. [thumbdown] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-09-2009, 01:38 AM	#19
JoZertekAdv Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 479 Senior Member	What the hell? I want my 10 minutes back that story sucked! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-08-2009, 08:10 AM	#20
Nabeqiv Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 481 Senior Member	that whole story sounds like a conversation at the beginning of a Tarentino movie. Did you tip? [rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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