[StizePypemype]

Most ludicrous scam email I've had so far, here it is, word for word.


important message from ( FBI )‏
From: Federal Bureau Of Investigation (robert.muller@bureau.org)
You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junk Sent: 18 May 2009 07:30:37


Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J. Edgar. Hoover Building, Washington D.C
Telephone Number : (425)-606-4401

ATTN: BENEFICIARY
This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo ofthe Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials of Zenith Bank and
some impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation agents. During our Investigation, it came to our
notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given
to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment. So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on
your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment
in the total amount of $800,000.00 USD which will be deposited into an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw funds
anywhere of the world. You now have the lawful right to claim your funds which have been deposited into the ATM CARD.
Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been involved in this transaction, you are now to be rest assured that this transaction is legitimate and
completely risk-free as it is our duty to Protect and Serve citizens of the United States Of America. All you have to do is
immediately contact the ATM CARD CENTER via E-mail for instructions on how to procure your Approval Slip which contains
details on how to receive and activate your ATM CARD for immediate use to withdraw funds being paid to you. We have confirmed
that the amount required to procure the Approval Slip will cost you a total of $200 USD which will be paid directly to the ATM
CARD CENTER agent via Western Union Money Transfer / MoneyGram Money Transfer. Below, you shall find contact details of
the Agent whom will process your transaction:

CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: MR. PAUL SMITH
EMAIL: pailsmtp73@gmail.com

Immediately contact Mr. Paul Smith of the ATM Card Centre with the following
information:
Full Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Direct Phone Number:
Current Occupation:
Bank Name:
Annual Income:

Once you have sent the required information to Mr. Paul Smith he will contact
you with instructions on how to make the payment of $200 USD for the Approval
Slip after which he will proceed towards delivery of the ATM CARD without any further delay. You have hereby been
authorized/guaranteed by the Federal Bureau Of Investigation to commence towards completing this transaction, as there shall
be NO delay once payment for the Approval Slip has been made to the authorized agent.
Once you have completed payment of $200 to the agent in charge of this transaction, immediately contact me back so as to
ensure your ATM CARD gets to you rapidly.
FBI Director
Robert Mueller.
NOTE: To ensure you have been AUTHORIZED to pay the required fee's stated
above, kindly find below an Authorized Signature band also our Federal Bureau Of
Investigation NSB ( National Security Branch ) Seal to accurately guarantee your safety
towards completing this transaction.

[emingeRek]

Oh, yes, I see. Now I came to think about it, naturally a G-Man would use G-Mail. [yes]

[Angry White American]

I mean the reason they do this is because some **** falls for it....I would love to find that person and hit him over the back of the head with a rolled up newspaper. [rofl]

[monologue]

...or a shovel.

[VistaULTIMATEdownloadaPro]

[xmasshocked]

Early christmas for you mate!!!


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[xmasgrumpy]

[topcasinobonua]

Just the other day I got a well done paypal e-mail scam. I mean REALLY well done.

Obviously the entire thing was BS and anyone alert to scams would know it was, but that thing is going to catch huge numbers of e-noobs. That "we'll delete your account after 72 hours thing" is going to instantly alert anyone even remotely aware of how scams work. But it'll also catch a lot of idiots.

The number of mistakes on the e-mail were fairly minimal. Seriously though, these Nigerians need to get an American to proofread their stuff. If they fixed the few mistakes in there it would be flawless.

Here's a copy of it: http://www.wolves.us/ppscam.pdf

[Wrencytet]

Sounds legit.

BTW, check out a scam email I got when I was trying to sell my PS3 on eBay.

http://www.wiznillyp.com/files/GmailPaypalScam.pdf

This is my favorite part:

This PayPal® payment has been deducted from the buyer's account and has been "APPROVED/DEPOSITED into escrow account" but this is international shipment, your account will not be a credited until the shipment tracking number is sent to us for shipment verification so as to secure both the seller and the buyer. Below are the necessary information requested before your account will be credited. You are to send the shipment tracking number through our customer service helpline (info.paypalcustomeraccount@emailaccount.com) and our customer service care will attend to you. As soon as you send us the shipment's tracking number to us for security purposes and the safety of the buyer and the seller, the money will be credited to your account. Do not send to the buyer the reference/tracking number for the safety of your money.

[wvbwxol]

Sounds legit.

BTW, check out a scam email I got when I was trying to sell my PS3 on eBay.

http://www.wiznillyp.com/files/GmailPaypalScam.pdf

This is my favorite part:

Oh come on. If you want to scam a native English speaker then you need to at least make a reasonable attempt. That scam is lower quality than the english section of a manual for a product made in China.

[QXCharles]

I want to meet the person that falls for these, bonus points if they have fallen for it multiple times.