[weaddercaps]

"I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her."

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"Most of us have a skeleton in the cupboard. David Beckham takes his out in public."

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"My girlfriend said, 'Did you know that hippopotamuses kill more people every year than guns?' 'Yes,' I said. '

But a gun is easier to conceal."

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Class [rofl]

[Âåðåùàãèí]

My favourite two right now:

I got a new car stereo, voice activated. I shout country, it plays Johnny Cash. I shout rock, it plays guns and roses. I was out driving last night and some little **** ran out in front of me. I shouted “f*****g kids”, it played Gary Glitter.

And one that I hope people do not take offense at:


Watching the Olympic 100m race is a bit like being in a London nightclub..you hear a gun shot then half a dozen black guys run like f**k.

[Fdmnrnba]

My favourite two right now:

I got a new car stereo, voice activated. I shout country, it plays Johnny Cash. I shout rock, it plays guns and roses. I was out driving last night and some little **** ran out in front of me. I shouted “f*****g kids”, it played Gary Glitter.

And one that I hope people do not take offense at:


Watching the Olympic 100m race is a bit like being in a London nightclub..you hear a gun shot then half a dozen black guys run like f**k.

[rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl][rofl]

[GypeFeeshyTes]

My favourite two right now:

I got a new car stereo, voice activated. I shout country, it plays Johnny Cash. I shout rock, it plays guns and roses. I was out driving last night and some little **** ran out in front of me. I shouted “f*****g kids”, it played Gary Glitter.

And one that I hope people do not take offense at:


Watching the Olympic 100m race is a bit like being in a London nightclub..you hear a gun shot then half a dozen black guys run like f**k.

That is pure win.[rofl]

[actifadepette]

I got this one by text tonight from a friend.....so hopefully again no one will take offence.

"Olympics ..... Ain't it funny how the whites are good at shooting and the Blacks are good at running!".

/just hope thats not an infraction I hear coming!

[lalpphilalk]

I got this one by text tonight from a friend.....so hopefully again no one will take offence.

"Olympics ..... Ain't it funny how the whites are good at shooting and the Blacks are good at running!".

/just hope thats not an infraction I hear coming!

That joke is older than the internet

[actifadepette]

That joke is older than the internet

Well I've never heard it before!

[lalpphilalk]

Well I've never heard it before!

Ah sorry to ruin your fun

[Âåðåùàãèí]

That is pure win.[rofl]

I can't take credit for them, my sister txt them to me yesterday. But they are awesome [thumbup]