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Made me laugh a bit anyway:
- The Windows-woman: You know that she has a lot of errors, but you can’t live without her. - The Powerpoint-woman: She is ideal to present her on parties. - De Excel-woman: They say she can do a lot, but you use her only for the 4 basic functions. - The Word-woman: She surprises you again and again, but there is absolutely nobody on the planet who really understands her. - The DOS-woman: Everybody had her, but nobody wants her back. - The Backup-woman: You thought you had everything, but if it all comes together, you suddenly notice that something is missing. - The Scandisk-woman: We all know that she does a lot of good things and that she only wants to help, but to be honest, nobody knows what she really can. - The Internet-woman: You have to pay, to be with her - The Server-woman: At the moment you need her, she is suddenly busy - The Screensaver-woman: She absolutely doesn’t have any particular function, nut she is still nice to look at - The Hard-Disk-woman: She remembers everything, always - The E-Mail-woman: Of the 10 things she tells, 9 of them are absolutely nonsense. - The Virus-woman: At the moment you don’t expect it, she installs herself in your home and behaves there like the owner. And, when you try to delete her, you notice that you suddenly miss a lot stuff, but if you don’t delete her you will loose everything. - The System administrator-woman: She always knows everything better. |
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