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**artkolkovk** · 04-06-2007, 12:51 PM

Your english grammar is fine but it would be "no hablo espanol," not, "no habla espanol."

If I may improve on that just a little, it should be "no hablo español".

A tilde was missing. It's "a diacritical mark ( ~ ) placed over the letter n in Spanish to indicate the palatal nasal sound (ny), as in cañon (canon) or pañuelo (handkerchief)..."

Solo mis 2 centavos.

**N1bNXuDb** · 04-06-2007, 02:51 PM

So I'm at some concert event and I'm walking back out to my car in the parking lot. On my way, I see like a 12 yr old girl standing on the corner in some slinky outfit. As I keep walking some guy yells HEY. I turn around and it was some 45 yr old looking mexican guy with only one arm and scars on his face. His right arm was gone from the elbow down. He kept saying something and I was like "no habla espanol". He just looked at me weird, then I realized he was speaking english. He asked if I wanted a good time. He was the 11yr olds pimp. I was like no way and the girl started reaching down my pants. I just walked away real fast looking at all the police standing guard around the concert event.

..........then i woke up in a puddle of my own juice.

admit it, that's how it really ended![rofl]

**texbrease** · 05-06-2007, 03:28 PM

When I was typing this, I couldn't really think of a good title or if I should say it was a dream or not. I woke up and started typing before I forgot. I hate when I have a great dream and want to tell a friend about it, then forget what it was.
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**Vipvlad** · 05-06-2007, 07:36 PM

What? No Fresh Prince? I was so expecting it to kick in at any second while reading that.

**texbrease** · 05-07-2007, 05:47 AM

What? No Fresh Prince? I was so expecting it to kick in at any second while reading that.

HAHAH! That would have been awesome!
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**Angeheade** · 05-07-2007, 05:53 AM

Let me analyze this...

He's a drug addicted pedophile with cleptomaniacal tendencies.

**orgagsUpsepsy** · 05-07-2007, 06:23 AM

HAHAH! That would have been awesome!

Uhm No, No it wouldn´t have been.

**texbrease** · 06-06-2007, 11:11 AM

Uhm No, No it wouldn?t have been.

Well I mean, it would be awesome in that lame kind of way.

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**SinncmxM** · 06-06-2007, 03:06 PM

Guess it was just a story

**texbrease** · 07-06-2007, 11:08 AM

Guess it was just a story

It was a dream.
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**KimLinbert** · 07-06-2007, 11:19 AM

If I may improve on that just a little, it should be "no hablo español".

A tilde was missing. It's "a diacritical mark ( ~ ) placed over the letter n in Spanish to indicate the palatal nasal sound (ny), as in cañon (canon) or pañuelo (handkerchief)..."

Solo mis 2 centavos.

Puerto Rico is a beautiful island. [xmascool]

04-06-2007, 12:51 PM	#21
artkolkovk Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 443 Senior Member	Your english grammar is fine but it would be "no hablo espanol," not, "no habla espanol." If I may improve on that just a little, it should be "no hablo español". A tilde was missing. It's "a diacritical mark ( ~ ) placed over the letter n in Spanish to indicate the palatal nasal sound (ny), as in cañon (canon) or pañuelo (handkerchief)..." Solo mis 2 centavos. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-06-2007, 02:51 PM	#22
N1bNXuDb Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 538 Senior Member	So I'm at some concert event and I'm walking back out to my car in the parking lot. On my way, I see like a 12 yr old girl standing on the corner in some slinky outfit. As I keep walking some guy yells HEY. I turn around and it was some 45 yr old looking mexican guy with only one arm and scars on his face. His right arm was gone from the elbow down. He kept saying something and I was like "no habla espanol". He just looked at me weird, then I realized he was speaking english. He asked if I wanted a good time. He was the 11yr olds pimp. I was like no way and the girl started reaching down my pants. I just walked away real fast looking at all the police standing guard around the concert event. ..........then i woke up in a puddle of my own juice. admit it, that's how it really ended![rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-06-2007, 03:28 PM	#23
texbrease Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 465 Senior Member	When I was typing this, I couldn't really think of a good title or if I should say it was a dream or not. I woke up and started typing before I forgot. I hate when I have a great dream and want to tell a friend about it, then forget what it was. ________ BABE SEDUCTIVE Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-06-2007, 07:36 PM	#24
Vipvlad Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 485 Senior Member	What? No Fresh Prince? I was so expecting it to kick in at any second while reading that. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-07-2007, 05:47 AM	#25
texbrease Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 465 Senior Member	What? No Fresh Prince? I was so expecting it to kick in at any second while reading that. HAHAH! That would have been awesome! ________ Vermont marijuana dispensaries Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-07-2007, 05:53 AM	#26
Angeheade Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 679 Senior Member	Let me analyze this... He's a drug addicted pedophile with cleptomaniacal tendencies. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-07-2007, 06:23 AM	#27
orgagsUpsepsy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 446 Senior Member	HAHAH! That would have been awesome! Uhm No, No it wouldn´t have been. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-06-2007, 11:11 AM	#28
texbrease Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 465 Senior Member	Uhm No, No it wouldn?t have been. Well I mean, it would be awesome in that lame kind of way. ________ ATIVAN REHAB ADVICE Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-06-2007, 03:06 PM	#29
SinncmxM Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 448 Senior Member	Guess it was just a story Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-06-2007, 11:08 AM	#30
texbrease Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 465 Senior Member	Guess it was just a story It was a dream. ________ COACH HANDBAGS Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-06-2007, 11:19 AM	#31
KimLinbert Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 457 Senior Member	If I may improve on that just a little, it should be "no hablo español". A tilde was missing. It's "a diacritical mark ( ~ ) placed over the letter n in Spanish to indicate the palatal nasal sound (ny), as in cañon (canon) or pañuelo (handkerchief)..." Solo mis 2 centavos. Puerto Rico is a beautiful island. [xmascool] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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