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**texbrease** · 03-07-2007, 03:32 AM

So I'm at some concert event and I'm walking back out to my car in the parking lot. On my way, I see like a 12 yr old girl standing on the corner in some slinky outfit. As I keep walking some guy yells HEY. I turn around and it was some 45 yr old looking mexican guy with only one arm and scars on his face. His right arm was gone from the elbow down. He kept saying something and I was like "no habla espanol". He just looked at me weird, then I realized he was speaking english. He asked if I wanted a good time. He was the 11yr olds pimp. I was like no way and the girl started reaching down my pants. I just walked away real fast looking at all the police standing guard around the concert event.

As I got to my car, I noticed an old junky car (reminded me of a brownish-tan 1980 Pontiac Lemans) was parked VERY close to my passenger side. I started looking and saw dings in the paint from the junky cars doors when the people got out. I was pretty pissed off. I noticed that the back passenger side door was unlocked so I got in. I was looking for something to steal or break but there was nothing of value in the car and nothing worth breaking that wasn't already broke. Then i noticed the key was in the ignition. I pulled it out and the key was broke but just kinda hanging in the ignition. So I put it back and tried to start the car. As I was trying to start it, and it wouldn't, some people came up and asked if I needed some help, so they pushed started the car even though it was automatic. I got to the very opposite side of the concert events parking lot and decided it was a good place to ditch the car. That would teach them to ding my car with their doors. So now I'm very concerned about getting all my stuff out. I made sure to not leave my wallet, phone or knife and began to get out of the car.

At that time, I saw a weird guy I know. He saw me getting out of the car and knew it wasn't mine, but I played it cool and gave him a different knife I had, but not my good one. He was cool with it and informed me he had some extasy and we should go do some. He called some other friend and we began walking back to my car on the other side of the concert events parking lot. edit: Then I woke up.
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**MarlboroCig** · 03-07-2007, 03:55 AM

Wow... Quite the night!

**parishilton** · 03-07-2007, 03:59 AM

I don't speak crackhead, can you please post in english?

**texbrease** · 03-07-2007, 04:01 AM

What? Is my grammar truely that bad?
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**parishilton** · 03-07-2007, 04:02 AM

Not really.

**Phassetus** · 03-07-2007, 04:03 AM

I'm sorry but your story made no sense at all.

**texbrease** · 03-07-2007, 04:05 AM

Hmm... I need much practice writing in first person, it seams.
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**Gofthooxdix** · 03-07-2007, 04:06 AM

I'm sorry but your story made no sense at all.

indeed i can't really make up whether you were the "good" or "bad" guy

**anderriter** · 03-07-2007, 04:28 AM

I don't get it. You let a little girl grab your package, then stole a car, then ran off and did E with some guy? Are you posting this from pre-trial?

**TimoDass** · 03-07-2007, 04:32 AM

The story stopped half way through.

/FAIL

**nakeseireo** · 03-07-2007, 04:44 AM

[ban] Not exactly a tale you want floating around online... My only thought on this is "

[rofl]

[thumbdown]" I take it the E, if you did it, might still be around in your system, because this isn't exactly the right forum to be posting this type tale in. Maybe a metal concert forum, but not here. Neh, what am I talking about, only a small time member here, hell small user online anyways, so what I do I know?

**Rqqneujr** · 03-07-2007, 04:52 AM

Still up on the E maybe

**texbrease** · 03-07-2007, 05:46 AM

I didn't say I did drugs.

And how do you push-start an automatic?
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**tropicana** · 04-06-2007, 07:25 AM

What? Is my grammar truely that bad?

Your english grammar is fine but it would be "no hablo espanol," not, "no habla espanol."

**texbrease** · 04-06-2007, 08:04 AM

I don't get it. You let a little girl grab your package, then stole a car, then ran off and did E with some guy? Are you posting this from pre-trial?

I said " and the girl started reaching down my pants". I didn't let her and she didn't touch my package.

But this is my favorite reply so far.

i can't really make up whether you were the "good" or "bad" guy

I also forgot to say this was a dream. Becareful what you watch before going to sleep.
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**Cersdog** · 04-06-2007, 09:04 AM

I said " and the girl started reaching down my pants". I didn't let her and she didn't touch my package.

But this is my favorite reply so far.

I also forgot to say this was a dream. Becareful what you watch before going to sleep.

Interesting story, but your missing some details and the flow is definitely NO GO. Fill in those gaps. [oops]

**pataagusata** · 04-06-2007, 09:25 AM

Do it in point form imo

1. Girl -> package
2. Dude -> no arm
3. Car -> whatever
4. ???
5. Profit

**anderriter** · 04-06-2007, 11:08 AM

I also forgot to say this was a dream. Becareful what you watch before going to sleep.

That would have helped earlier in the thread.

**texbrease** · 04-06-2007, 11:09 AM

That would have helped earlier in the thread.

But I was enjoying some of the original reactions.

I should have put at the very end, "then I woke up".
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**tipokot** · 04-06-2007, 11:19 AM

I also forgot to say this was a dream. Becareful what you watch before going to sleep.

I was going to ask about that because just a few lines in I thought it was one. The way you described things and events didn't really happen logically or in order.

03-07-2007, 03:32 AM	#1
texbrease Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 465 Senior Member	Weird Wild Stuff So I'm at some concert event and I'm walking back out to my car in the parking lot. On my way, I see like a 12 yr old girl standing on the corner in some slinky outfit. As I keep walking some guy yells HEY. I turn around and it was some 45 yr old looking mexican guy with only one arm and scars on his face. His right arm was gone from the elbow down. He kept saying something and I was like "no habla espanol". He just looked at me weird, then I realized he was speaking english. He asked if I wanted a good time. He was the 11yr olds pimp. I was like no way and the girl started reaching down my pants. I just walked away real fast looking at all the police standing guard around the concert event. As I got to my car, I noticed an old junky car (reminded me of a brownish-tan 1980 Pontiac Lemans) was parked VERY close to my passenger side. I started looking and saw dings in the paint from the junky cars doors when the people got out. I was pretty pissed off. I noticed that the back passenger side door was unlocked so I got in. I was looking for something to steal or break but there was nothing of value in the car and nothing worth breaking that wasn't already broke. Then i noticed the key was in the ignition. I pulled it out and the key was broke but just kinda hanging in the ignition. So I put it back and tried to start the car. As I was trying to start it, and it wouldn't, some people came up and asked if I needed some help, so they pushed started the car even though it was automatic. I got to the very opposite side of the concert events parking lot and decided it was a good place to ditch the car. That would teach them to ding my car with their doors. So now I'm very concerned about getting all my stuff out. I made sure to not leave my wallet, phone or knife and began to get out of the car. At that time, I saw a weird guy I know. He saw me getting out of the car and knew it wasn't mine, but I played it cool and gave him a different knife I had, but not my good one. He was cool with it and informed me he had some extasy and we should go do some. He called some other friend and we began walking back to my car on the other side of the concert events parking lot. edit: Then I woke up. ________ Grey'S Anatomy Advice Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-07-2007, 03:55 AM	#2
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parishilton Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 406 Senior Member	I don't speak crackhead, can you please post in english? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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texbrease Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 465 Senior Member	What? Is my grammar truely that bad? ________ LovelyWendie Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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parishilton Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 406 Senior Member	Not really. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Phassetus Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 550 Senior Member	I'm sorry but your story made no sense at all. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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texbrease Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 465 Senior Member	Hmm... I need much practice writing in first person, it seams. ________ COACH PURSES Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Gofthooxdix Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 485 Senior Member	I'm sorry but your story made no sense at all. indeed i can't really make up whether you were the "good" or "bad" guy Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-07-2007, 04:28 AM	#9
anderriter Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 540 Senior Member	I don't get it. You let a little girl grab your package, then stole a car, then ran off and did E with some guy? Are you posting this from pre-trial? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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TimoDass Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 641 Senior Member	The story stopped half way through. /FAIL Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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nakeseireo Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 391 Senior Member	[ban] Not exactly a tale you want floating around online... My only thought on this is " [rofl] [thumbdown]" I take it the E, if you did it, might still be around in your system, because this isn't exactly the right forum to be posting this type tale in. Maybe a metal concert forum, but not here. Neh, what am I talking about, only a small time member here, hell small user online anyways, so what I do I know? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Rqqneujr Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 533 Senior Member	Still up on the E maybe Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-07-2007, 05:46 AM	#13
texbrease Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 465 Senior Member	I didn't say I did drugs. And how do you push-start an automatic? ________ California mdecial marijuana dispensaries Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-06-2007, 07:25 AM	#14
tropicana Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 506 Senior Member	What? Is my grammar truely that bad? Your english grammar is fine but it would be "no hablo espanol," not, "no habla espanol." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-06-2007, 08:04 AM	#15
texbrease Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 465 Senior Member	I don't get it. You let a little girl grab your package, then stole a car, then ran off and did E with some guy? Are you posting this from pre-trial? I said " and the girl started reaching down my pants". I didn't let her and she didn't touch my package. But this is my favorite reply so far. i can't really make up whether you were the "good" or "bad" guy I also forgot to say this was a dream. Becareful what you watch before going to sleep. ________ Vapir no2 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-06-2007, 09:04 AM	#16
Cersdog Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 378 Senior Member	I said " and the girl started reaching down my pants". I didn't let her and she didn't touch my package. But this is my favorite reply so far. I also forgot to say this was a dream. Becareful what you watch before going to sleep. Interesting story, but your missing some details and the flow is definitely NO GO. Fill in those gaps. [oops] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-06-2007, 09:25 AM	#17
pataagusata Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 800 Senior Member	Do it in point form imo 1. Girl -> package 2. Dude -> no arm 3. Car -> whatever 4. ??? 5. Profit Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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anderriter Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 540 Senior Member	I also forgot to say this was a dream. Becareful what you watch before going to sleep. That would have helped earlier in the thread. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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texbrease Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 465 Senior Member	That would have helped earlier in the thread. But I was enjoying some of the original reactions. I should have put at the very end, "then I woke up". ________ LovelyWendie99 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-06-2007, 11:19 AM	#20
tipokot Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 414 Senior Member	I also forgot to say this was a dream. Becareful what you watch before going to sleep. I was going to ask about that because just a few lines in I thought it was one. The way you described things and events didn't really happen logically or in order. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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