Think of a Canoe team name!
 

I have to submit ideas for a Canoe Team name at work. I work at Blue Cross (Medical Insurance) and I could only come up with one:

Blue Cross Kanoe Kunts

ahaha they obviously can't use that so feel free to shoot some ideas out. preferably funny.

Paddle whackers?

Blue Cross Skinny Dippers

blue cross river riders?

Blue Cross, Canoe beat us? http://discussworldissues.com/forums...es/tongue1.gif

Bunch of Oars?

Canoe do any better?

Drown b1tch!

[rofl]

whats a Hiawatha?

Blue Cross Buffalo's? http://discussworldissues.com/forums...es/tongue1.gif

[quote=heller91;561968]whats a Hiawatha?
/quote]
Dude...everyone knows

Conroe?

Blue balled paddle slags?

Dicks with paddle sticks.

Blue Cross Boat Tippers

our team usually comes up with some really bad names, which have nothing to do with the sport or anything.

we have two methods of team-naming.
1) ask someone to say the first 3 words they think of
thats how we got the names "washing machine driveways" - "horseshoe teacup muffins" - "chest of drawers" - "the church-going shoelaces"

2) if there is a commercial on tv ALL THE TIME for something, name your team after that.
for instance, when the disco barbie came out, they played the commerical on tv for it non-stop. this became our team name, "the disco barbies"


this was for a soccer team by the way.

oh another good one we had was "super best friends" and yes, we made it up before it was on south park.
hopefully my method helps you get a good (bad) team name


edit: maybe something like the really good paddler guys would be good too

Well I like the idea of "The Far Canals".

Boat orientated and try saying it fast http://discussworldissues.com/forums...lies/wink1.gif


Otherwise the easiest way to create a team name is this formula:

"The " & [Weird Adjective] & [Mammal]'s

Head on, apply directly to the forehead!

up u oars

The Blue Cross Paddling Torpedoes http://discussworldissues.com/forums...ies/laugh1.gif