Think of a Canoe team name! - DiscussWorldIssues - Socio-Economic Religion and Political Uncensored Debate

**katetomson** · 05-17-2007, 08:04 PM

I have to submit ideas for a Canoe Team name at work. I work at Blue Cross (Medical Insurance) and I could only come up with one:

Blue Cross Kanoe Kunts

ahaha they obviously can't use that so feel free to shoot some ideas out. preferably funny.

**ddwayspd** · 05-17-2007, 08:06 PM

Paddle whackers?

**Switiespils** · 05-17-2007, 08:26 PM

Blue Cross Skinny Dippers

**cheesypeetyz** · 05-17-2007, 08:48 PM

blue cross river riders?

**SigNeewfoew** · 05-17-2007, 08:56 PM

Blue Cross, Canoe beat us?

**L8fGLM4d** · 05-17-2007, 08:57 PM

Bunch of Oars?

Canoe do any better?

**BluewayAllere** · 05-17-2007, 09:04 PM

Drown b1tch!

[rofl]

**gnusnich** · 05-17-2007, 09:04 PM

Hiawatha's Raiders

[thumbup]

whats a Hiawatha?

Blue Cross Buffalo's?

**Searmoreibe** · 05-17-2007, 10:03 PM

[quote=heller91;561968]whats a Hiawatha?
/quote]
Dude...everyone knows

**Pa33anger** · 05-17-2007, 10:07 PM

Conroe?

**ThekvandoVideo** · 05-17-2007, 10:08 PM

Blue balled paddle slags?

**XYTommy** · 05-17-2007, 11:17 PM

Dicks with paddle sticks.

**psbiuigw** · 05-17-2007, 11:20 PM

Blue Cross Boat Tippers

**rockboyzaza** · 05-18-2007, 04:10 AM

our team usually comes up with some really bad names, which have nothing to do with the sport or anything.

we have two methods of team-naming.
1) ask someone to say the first 3 words they think of
thats how we got the names "washing machine driveways" - "horseshoe teacup muffins" - "chest of drawers" - "the church-going shoelaces"

2) if there is a commercial on tv ALL THE TIME for something, name your team after that.
for instance, when the disco barbie came out, they played the commerical on tv for it non-stop. this became our team name, "the disco barbies"

this was for a soccer team by the way.

oh another good one we had was "super best friends" and yes, we made it up before it was on south park.
hopefully my method helps you get a good (bad) team name

edit: maybe something like the really good paddler guys would be good too

**isopsmypovA** · 05-18-2007, 04:16 AM

Well I like the idea of "The Far Canals".

Boat orientated and try saying it fast

Otherwise the easiest way to create a team name is this formula:

"The " & [Weird Adjective] & [Mammal]'s

**diseeKeythilt** · 05-18-2007, 04:20 AM

2) if there is a commercial on tv ALL THE TIME for something, name your team after that.
for instance, when the disco barbie came out, they played the commerical on tv for it non-stop. this became our team name, "the disco barbies"

Head on, apply directly to the forehead!

**PaulCameron** · 05-18-2007, 04:23 AM

up u oars

**Tam04xa** · 05-18-2007, 05:54 AM

The Blue Cross Paddling Torpedoes

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rockboyzaza Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 414 Senior Member	our team usually comes up with some really bad names, which have nothing to do with the sport or anything. we have two methods of team-naming. 1) ask someone to say the first 3 words they think of thats how we got the names "washing machine driveways" - "horseshoe teacup muffins" - "chest of drawers" - "the church-going shoelaces" 2) if there is a commercial on tv ALL THE TIME for something, name your team after that. for instance, when the disco barbie came out, they played the commerical on tv for it non-stop. this became our team name, "the disco barbies" this was for a soccer team by the way. oh another good one we had was "super best friends" and yes, we made it up before it was on south park. hopefully my method helps you get a good (bad) team name edit: maybe something like the really good paddler guys would be good too Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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isopsmypovA Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 493 Senior Member	Well I like the idea of "The Far Canals". Boat orientated and try saying it fast Otherwise the easiest way to create a team name is this formula: "The " & [Weird Adjective] & [Mammal]'s Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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diseeKeythilt Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 497 Senior Member	2) if there is a commercial on tv ALL THE TIME for something, name your team after that. for instance, when the disco barbie came out, they played the commerical on tv for it non-stop. this became our team name, "the disco barbies" Head on, apply directly to the forehead! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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