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**OmqMZtkv** · 11-30-2006, 09:56 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6159225.stm

A naked man was saved from the jaws of a 12-foot (3.6-metre) alligator by Florida deputies after reports of a man screaming in a lake in the early hours.
Four members of the Polk County Sheriff department waded through waist-deep mud in the dark to reach Adrian Apgar, 45, and pull him free from the alligator.

Mr Apgar was later described as critically ill in hospital.

Police said it was unclear why he was in the water in the early hours, but he had admitted taking crack cocaine. So close to being a Darwin Award winner, and for good reason too....

**kiosokkn** · 11-30-2006, 09:59 PM

Steve award [thumbup]

**JonnLeejsp** · 11-30-2006, 10:05 PM

the world needs more alligators

**RogHammon** · 11-30-2006, 10:10 PM

I thought alligators were passive anyway? Its the crocs you got to watch out for.

**VowJoyday** · 11-30-2006, 10:16 PM

''It was a human being, he was dying. He needed help,'' Mr Osborne said. "I knew my partners were behind me. I wasn't too afraid another 'gator was going to get me." Edit for accuracy

"It was a human being, almost, He was a crack head swimming naked in a crocogator infested area, he deserved to die,"Mr Osborne said. "I new my partners were behind me so I pushed them in front, I was cacking my pants but had to save the gator from injesting that crack soaked dipstick."

**kiosokkn** · 11-30-2006, 10:18 PM

Edit for accuracy

[rofl] nice edit ....

**Rounteetepehryn** · 11-30-2006, 10:24 PM

hell yeah dude. they showed pictures of it on the news and it was huge. doesnt matter, only retarded people get attacked by gators. its not hard to not get attacked.

**Enrivaanonock** · 11-30-2006, 10:31 PM

That gator is such a noob...

In the time it took for the police to arrive and wade through 40m of thick mud to reach him, it only managed to bite off his left arm?! Makes you wonder how it got so big in the first place

**VowJoyday** · 12-01-2006, 04:58 AM

That gator is such a noob...

In the time it took for the police to arrive and wade through 40m of thick mud to reach him, it only managed to bite off his left arm?! Makes you wonder how it got so big in the first place

I thought that, surely a gator would get hold of him and turn him into a strawberry shake long before the rosco's get there

11-30-2006, 09:56 PM	#1
OmqMZtkv Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 399 Senior Member	Alligator attack.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6159225.stm A naked man was saved from the jaws of a 12-foot (3.6-metre) alligator by Florida deputies after reports of a man screaming in a lake in the early hours. Four members of the Polk County Sheriff department waded through waist-deep mud in the dark to reach Adrian Apgar, 45, and pull him free from the alligator. Mr Apgar was later described as critically ill in hospital. Police said it was unclear why he was in the water in the early hours, but he had admitted taking crack cocaine. So close to being a Darwin Award winner, and for good reason too.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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kiosokkn Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 442 Senior Member	Steve award [thumbup] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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JonnLeejsp Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 407 Senior Member	the world needs more alligators Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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RogHammon Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 598 Senior Member	I thought alligators were passive anyway? Its the crocs you got to watch out for. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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VowJoyday Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 532 Senior Member	''It was a human being, he was dying. He needed help,'' Mr Osborne said. "I knew my partners were behind me. I wasn't too afraid another 'gator was going to get me." Edit for accuracy "It was a human being, almost, He was a crack head swimming naked in a crocogator infested area, he deserved to die,"Mr Osborne said. "I new my partners were behind me so I pushed them in front, I was cacking my pants but had to save the gator from injesting that crack soaked dipstick." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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kiosokkn Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 442 Senior Member	Edit for accuracy [rofl] nice edit .... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Rounteetepehryn Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 349 Senior Member	hell yeah dude. they showed pictures of it on the news and it was huge. doesnt matter, only retarded people get attacked by gators. its not hard to not get attacked. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-30-2006, 10:31 PM	#8
Enrivaanonock Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 531 Senior Member	That gator is such a noob... In the time it took for the police to arrive and wade through 40m of thick mud to reach him, it only managed to bite off his left arm?! Makes you wonder how it got so big in the first place Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-01-2006, 04:58 AM	#9
VowJoyday Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 532 Senior Member	That gator is such a noob... In the time it took for the police to arrive and wade through 40m of thick mud to reach him, it only managed to bite off his left arm?! Makes you wonder how it got so big in the first place I thought that, surely a gator would get hold of him and turn him into a strawberry shake long before the rosco's get there Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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