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**KRbGA0Bg** · 09-29-2006, 09:33 PM

why'd the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side.

Your jokes are as good as your sigs.

**repldoinfo** · 09-29-2006, 09:53 PM

Your jokes are as good as your sigs.

no, they arent. on a scale of 230 to 65,228, i'd say the jokes come in at about 270, and the sigs are close to 59,500.

**VIDEOHITE** · 09-29-2006, 09:58 PM

**Hoglaunccoolf** · 09-30-2006, 12:34 AM

Two very old men sit in a convalescent home. One says "Maynard, for the life of me, I cannot recall how old I am".

To which he replies "Well, I can tell you how old you are, but you'll need to drop your pants."

The other fella eyes him suspiciously, then stands up and drops his pants. Maynard asks him to bend over, then begins inspecting his arse and fondling his buttocks. Maynard says "You're approximately 78 years old!"

"My God, that's amazing" the other fella says as he pulls up his pants. "How can you tell?"

And Maynard says "You told me yesterday"

Ba-dum-TSSSS!!!!

**interbaoui** · 09-30-2006, 01:19 AM

What do you call a prostitute with no legs?

A nightcrawler!

**DextExexy** · 09-30-2006, 01:28 AM

What do you call a prostitute with no legs?

A nightcrawler!

actually the answer is cash and carry

**911_993_911** · 09-30-2006, 02:04 AM

http://www.vimeo.com/clip:15748

I think this joke is awesome [yes] blerg ;-)

Oh dear

Englishmen and Beer. how amusing.

09-29-2006, 09:33 PM	#21
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09-29-2006, 09:53 PM	#22
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09-30-2006, 12:34 AM	#24
Hoglaunccoolf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 451 Senior Member	Two very old men sit in a convalescent home. One says "Maynard, for the life of me, I cannot recall how old I am". To which he replies "Well, I can tell you how old you are, but you'll need to drop your pants." The other fella eyes him suspiciously, then stands up and drops his pants. Maynard asks him to bend over, then begins inspecting his arse and fondling his buttocks. Maynard says "You're approximately 78 years old!" "My God, that's amazing" the other fella says as he pulls up his pants. "How can you tell?" And Maynard says "You told me yesterday" Ba-dum-TSSSS!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-30-2006, 01:19 AM	#25
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09-30-2006, 01:28 AM	#26
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09-30-2006, 02:04 AM	#27
911_993_911 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 574 Senior Member	http://www.vimeo.com/clip:15748 I think this joke is awesome [yes] blerg ;-) Oh dear Englishmen and Beer. how amusing. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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