[Rupeviv]

Hot off the press ...



· Rumania have taken gold, silver and bronze ...along with copper, lead and anything else they can get their hands on;



· The Somalian team have just issued an apology as they didn’t realise that sailing and shooting were separate events;



· The Chinese girl swimming in the finals today is expected to smash the world record by 10 seconds. Chee Ting Twit said she was very optimistic;



· As a way of apology to North Korea for displaying the South Korea flag at the football ,the team will be treated to an all-you-can-eat buffet at Battersea dogs home