I hope we don't have any furfags,emos,wiggers,or gaiafags on GR. As for the random kid, that would obviously be cool_william_is. Then the enforcer, merging the topics would be a great example of Jackov's doings.
Actually enforcers are guys who arent mods but act like it. In which case, GR is swarming with them, especially in the SvR forum. And there are wiggers around here.