[bQXHsKzS]

My dowsing rod says you need a healthy dose of iridology, organic of course...

[moopierof]

It's probably just chronic lyme disease.

[Fertassa]

My dowsing rod says you need a healthy dose of iridology, organic of course...

Iridology is only used for analyzing the condition of the organs by examining regions of the iris--not for exotic parasite fibers like morgellons! What kind of lousy excuse for a quack are you? Geez...

[inofindy]

Iridology is only used for analyzing the condition of the organs by examining regions of the iris--not for exotic parasite fibers like morgellons! What kind of lousy excuse for a quack are you? Geez...

You obviously aren't familiar with hardcore iridology... enough lepidolite crystals implanted in your iris and those crawly skin sensations won't know what hit them!

A “stone of transition”, Lepidolite assists in the release and reorganisation of old behavioural and psychological patterns, gently inducing change. It brings deep emotional healing, soothing and reducing stress and depression. Lepidolite dissipates negativity and insists on being used for the highest good. It activates the throat, heart, third eye chakras and the intellect. It opens the crown chakra, clearing blockages and bringing cosmic awareness. Lepidolite facilitates astral travel and accesses the Akashic Record. It helps to take you forward into the future, tuning you in to thoughts and feelings from other lives that are creating a blockage in your life now.

Lepidolite aids in overcoming any kind of emotional or mental dependency, supporting in the release of addictions and complaints of all kinds, including anorexia. It encourages independence and self love and trust. Lepidolite combines its power of objectivity with direction and unimpeded communication, focusing on what is important and making it an excellent stone for business pursuits.

Lepidolite clears electromagnetic pollution. Strengthens the immune system, soothes the nervous system and can be used to restructure DNA. Lepidolite relieves exhaustion and aids in the relief of tension and stress related disorders. It can relieve allergies and greatly help with epilepsy and Alzheimers. It numbs sciatica and neuralgia, and overcomes joint problems. Lepidolite stabilises mood swings and is excellent for the menopause. It treats illnesses caused by “sick-building syndrome” or computer stress.

[ImapFidaarram]

Ah homeopathy...

[Alkassyinhisk]

People like that should be identified before reproducing and sterilised. It's for the best, I am sure you all agree

[drmarshallusa]

Your qi is misaligned. Please pm me your Credit Card#, expiry date and a hand writing sample (your signature will suffice). Make sure this is done before Venus is retrograde (May 15th).

Note: since there is a Transit of Venus June 5–6, please make sure there is at least $25,000 CAN available.

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