[DagoIgnog]

Event Horizon:
"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see"

Kentucky Fried Movie:
"Big Jim Slade!!!"
"This is Butkus, Klahn's bodyguard. He is tough and ruthless. This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur. He is rough and toothless."
"No! Not water! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ohhh! I'm melting! I'm melting! What a world, what a world! It was a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude!"

Murder By Death:
"Locked, from the inside. That can only mean one thing. And I don't know what it is."
"The last time that I trusted a dame was in Paris in 1940. She said she was going out to get a bottle of wine. Two hours later, the Germans marched into France."