[Unlopssesuj]

Assuming a pretty girl gives you her phone number, a big smile and a suggestion you call her. After 10 minutes or so of friendly conversation.

How would you stuff this up without appearing to have deliberately stuffed it up?

Be me. Guaranteed success.

[outdog]

Talk about how you wish you were homosexual? Talk about how our ancestors on the savannah lived? I don't know.

[AblemTee]

Why do you care? You're not interested. Thanks, but no thanks.

[oranowdenda]

Assuming a pretty girl gives you her phone number, a big smile and a suggestion you call her. After 10 minutes or so of friendly conversation.

How would you stuff this up without appearing to have deliberately stuffed it up?

Ask Apolyton for advice on how to make this girl your girlfriend then only follow the advice of anyone who suggests girls are some odd creatures who need to be gamed to ensure victory.

[Fgunehjf]

don't call her. at no time act like a man, take the initiative and ask her out to do something fun and light. if a girl asks you if, theoretically, you would sleep with her, under no circumstances take the massive, neon-lit hint and reply with a firm no before asking on apolyton about what she could have possibly meant. if you people for advice, ignore the advice of those who are married, in long term relationships or that have any kind of sex life. you should be sure also to tell those who offer advice that they don't know what they're talking about.

instead you should send her boring text messages about nothing. make sure that make closed statements and try to shut down any conversation. if you do finally ask her out make it's something serious and heavy like a romantic dinner. if your approach isn't working, then for goodness sake don't change anything, it's obviously not you that's at fault.

[LoveTTatall]

I opened this thread to post "How is this thread not made by Al?"

Then bam... first one to post.

qft

[regfortruegoo]

Ask if she knows what a dickgirl is.

ACK!

[OvDojQXN]

Increase your daily intake of vitamin me

[amannddo]

I think the "hey" guy was on to something... maybe he just needed to send a few more.

[zttrftwsq]

Are you telling us you have half a dozen aliases for picking up women?

my thoughts exactly!

which method has worked the most, alb?

[u8MmZFmF]

My line is, "I know all 21 letters of the alphabet" "What? There's 26" "Oh. I forgot U R A Q T"

[DianaDrk]

I think the "hey" guy was on to something... maybe he just needed to send a few more.

He got a response, didn't he?

[wallyfindme]

totally would have gotten me in 5th grade.

[carreraboyracer]

totally would have gotten me in 5th grade.

That would've landed Al in jail.

[maniaringsq]

Those texts are pathetic-- Alb did you pull them off pathetictexts.com ??

Nope.

[Darlmtgq]

I was 16 when b etor was in 5th grade, anyway. That's not kosher but it may not necessarily be illegal, depending on the state.

[nobodyhere]

... 1000% sure that a 10 year old and 16 year old was real frickin illegal in all states.

What about 15 and 10? 14 and 10? 13 and 10? I don't think statutory rape laws apply when both individuals are below the age of consent.

What's the cut-off for paedophilia?

[OgrGlgHu]

#areyoufreakingkiddingme

???

What's the maximum age for paedophilia? It's probable 10 years olds are protected by paedophilia laws. Are 11 year olds? 12 year olds? What if the 10 year old has sex with an 11 year old?

Seriously, though. A 14 and 13 year old wouldn't be crime; a 13 year old and 12 year old probably wouldn't be a crime; what's the point at which it becomes a crime? Do we arrest 11 year olds for having sex with 10 year olds?

[Jjfotqse]

???

What's the maximum age for paedophilia? It's probable 10 years olds are protected by paedophilia laws. Are 11 year olds? 12 year olds? What if the 10 year old has sex with an 11 year old?

Seriously, though. A 14 and 13 year old wouldn't be crime; a 13 year old and 12 year old probably wouldn't be a crime; what's the point at which it becomes a crime? Do we arrest 11 year olds for having sex with 10 year olds?

sorry, peoples' facebook statuses keep having that twitter nonsense in them. i only use it when frustrated or in disbelief, or something like that. I feel like you're missing the 6 year difference, especially when you compare 12 and 13 year old's and 10 and 11 year old's... big difference. It is definitely assault of some sort. eep.

[hapasaparaz]

Who is having sex at 12 years old?

Oh are you serious? No. You're messing with me, right?