[Patabeamn]

I would exit the gay pub, because I don't go to gay pubs.

[Nppracph]

I'd wonder what I was doing in a gay bar.

What the hell is a #5 pencil? Is that metric for a #2?

ACK!

[Enliseell]

If I was in a gay bar, which I wouldn't be because I am totally homophobic, and met a younger brother of a Poly poster I would promptly start a thread on Poly asking for useless advice. I hope you find this contribution helpful.

[dushappeaps]

Whats it matter? Does it matter? The pub has a bar in it.
The gayness is the common denominator.

[carletoxtrs]

Unless gays are "kiss and tell" type people. Asher has never been that sort. "**** and tell", yes, but I can't recall him ever talking about kissing.

[corriffuniee]

If I got along well with the Polytubby, I would buy his younger brother a drink.

[ditpiler]

Does anyone know what you are supposed to do, regarding ettiquette, when a condom breaks (or slips off because you did not put it on properly)? Am I supposed to apologize?

[sasquatch999]

Just wipe your **** on the curtains on your way out.

[panholio]

Interested to know how you recognised him... or did he come over and say, "hey are you Asher?"

[tinetttstation]

I think you should have had sex with him. Then you'd have a wealth of comebacks if that poster ever stepped out of line on here.

[adoreorerie]

The Polytubby may not live in this region of the country. Just his younger brother.

[BJEugene]

How did his brother find it?

[Terinalo]

Gay pubs are like straight pubs, but with sexier and more open minded women.

S'Trewth!

[Ikrleprl]

I didn't realise there were actually pubs outside the British Isles - apart from the ones trying to look like pubs from the British Isles, of course. I thought it was all just bars.

Well done Canada! :applause:

[Emalodoulouts]

Rah's the younger one, right?

[yurawerj]

Rah's the younger one, right?

POTD.

[Seasmillets]

I'm glad my younger brother lives in Minneapolis and not Calgary, else I'd be concerned for his wife.

[nuabuncarnigo]

Tehben?