[numinertyuesk]

Didn't she JUST publish a novel?

[ananciguinter]

Yes on both counts, gentlemen. You've been paying attention. That is good. You both shall be valuable to me after the Glorious Revolution.

[mr.supervideogoodfd]

Jesus, she writes fast.

Congrats!

[exeftWabreava]

Doesn't look like her work is geared towards either kids, desperately lonely teenage girls or religious nuts, so I'm afraid she'll not make millions.

[Borrinas]

I'll read it if Detroit gets blown sky high and takes GM, Ford and Dodge with it.

[ImmitsRom]

Please use an Oxford comma. You broke my mental parser.

Yeah it took two re-readings before I got what the hell he was saying. My mind was like Blah?

[Oxzzlvpg]

I'll read it if Detroit gets blown sky high and takes GM, Ford and Dodge with it.

1) It's Chrysler, not Dodge.

2) That's my hometown you're talking about, kiddo. Tread carefully; I didn't say exactly how you'd be useful to me during the Glorious Revolution.


But, she says:

If I write a third book, I'll blow up parts.

[nicktender]

When your balls drop you will understand.

[VonErmad4]

Don't think he likes her for the songs.

[DraidodaRip]

I don't know why anyone likes her. She's got an enlarged labia.

[Opislossy]

Alby hasn't heard of Katy Perry. Why am I not surprised.

[ReginaPerss]

It is important to support hot musicians or we will be left with unattractive ones. This is as fundamental as thermodynamics. Without her album revenue Katy Perry would be giving blowjobs all by herself. Ugly singers tend to be ones who don't mind that you torrent their stuff. It all works out in the end, like in Syriana

[Beauseaccerce]

So I'm listening to "Ur So Gay" by Katy Perry Why did I not know of this before?

[cabonuserollyo]

Was this an actual song? Like I see a video from Capitol Music but come on... this had to be some viral stuff. No one would release a song like this on an album

Apparently she also has a song called I Kissed a Girl... a lot of homosexual stuff going on here.

She's not a good singer at all. I just skimmed through one of her live performances and actually, she's pretty damn terrible. She would get sent home from American Idol, clearly. How does that make you feel, Wiglaf?

I'm actually a little disappointed she's even apparently successful. She's not good at all. Maybe it was just a bad performance on Letterman?

[chuecaloversvvp]

Ke$ha? Oh, much better. To be fair to you, I only learned about that milestone in the skankification of America a couple of weeks ago, but good lord. That ****ing harpy is everything wrong with music today.

She gets absurd amounts of radio play here... I'm perplexed by one line of her's in particular that has been bothering me for months... She says something about kicking men to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger...

Is there something I don't know?



Are my eyes deceiving me? Do women (or Kesha) have bizarre standards? Is there another Mick Jagger I don't know about?

[Angry White American]

I'm still waiting to buy her first book, autographed.

[Zebrabitch]

He said she would. Like I said, I'm still waiting for them to remember us little guys.

[Moupponge]

Yeah Guy, when you are in your mansion curing pediatric cancer while your wife arranges movie deals and franchising with suit-wearing executives, remember your [s]trolls[/s] friends on poly

edit: bah, no strikethrough? lame

[AffipgyncDync]

Sorry Guy, I think this book came out way too fast. I'm going to wait for a couple of patches before I buy it.

[D6b2v1HA]

What is the magic potion your wife drinks in order to write books so quickly, and where can I get it? I could use it for all the college application essays I have to write this semester.