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Old 04-07-2007, 11:50 AM   #1
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Since exagerrations seem to be the norm here, I have an interesting game.

I'll post a list of golf things I've done, you pick the lie. Then someone else can do it.

I once shot 57 for 18 holes, and had a good looking gal rubbing up against me in the cart for the entire 3.5 hours I was doing it.

I can do things with a golf ball that my pro says are impossible and he can't recreate them himself. Keep in mind that my pro can hit 2 balls at once and draw one and fade the other.

I average 260 yards from the tee with my driver.

I only have one hole in one, and it happened on a 325 yard par 4.

I have hit a sand wedge 150 yards before.
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Old 04-07-2007, 11:52 AM   #2
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Since exagerrations seem to be the norm here, I have an interesting game.

I'll post a list of golf things I've done, you pick the lie. Then someone else can do it.

I once shot 57 for 18 holes, and had a good looking gal rubbing up against me in the cart for the entire 3.5 hours I was doing it.

I can do things with a golf ball that my pro says are impossible and he can't recreate them himself. Keep in mind that my pro can hit 2 balls at once and draw one and fade the other.

I average 260 yards from the tee with my driver.

I only have one hole in one, and it happened on a 325 yard par 4.

I have hit a sand wedge 150 yards before.
oooh ooh i love this game the first one!
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Old 04-07-2007, 11:53 AM   #3
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Here is mine:

I used to work in a golf shop
My handicap has been lower than 4
I've shot a 66
My drives average 270ish on the fly
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Old 04-07-2007, 11:55 AM   #4
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You really need to pick my lie.

I say your lie is flying the drive 270.
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Old 04-07-2007, 12:02 PM   #5
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You really need to pick my lie.

I say your lie is flying the drive 270.
I did..my first post, the 57!

Actually the 66, I've never eclipsed it..it's a bastard of a number.

I was sitting at 61 at Oakland Hill South coming round 18, I sprayed it over the patch of trees to the right (just before the bend) and had to play down the 10th fairway, I come back with my third shot and clipped a tree, end in the sand front side...3 from there to miss my mark...as close as I've ever been.
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Old 04-07-2007, 12:06 PM   #6
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I did..my first post, the 57!

Actually the 66, I've never eclipsed it..it's a bastard of a number.

I was sitting at 61 at Oakland Hill South coming round 18, I sprayed it over the patch of trees to the right (just before the bend) and had to play down the 10th fairway, I come back with my third shot and clipped a tree, end in the sand front side...3 from there to miss my mark...as close as I've ever been.
Actually the 57 is true. Par 3 course at night under the lights, a buddy brought his sister. Beer was plentiful. I hope my wife doesn't read this board.

Guess again.
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Old 04-07-2007, 12:09 PM   #7
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Actually the 57 is true. Par 3 course at night under the lights, a buddy brought his sister. Beer was plentiful. I hope my wife doesn't read this board.

Guess again.
Hmmm

Sand wedge 150?
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Old 04-07-2007, 12:18 PM   #8
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Hmmm

Sand wedge 150?
No, bellied it and bounced it off the condos behind #1 green, almost hit the SIU golf coach's car while he was washing it.

You're narrowing them down anyhow.
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Old 04-07-2007, 12:23 PM   #9
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Since I'm leaving in a minute I'll fess up.

The lie is I average 260 yards with my driver. If I hit my driver 260 I'm damn happy.
All the rest are true, the one my pro can't get is how I double hit a ball.
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Old 04-07-2007, 12:24 PM   #10
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Since I'm leaving in a minute I'll fess up.

The lie is I average 260 yards with my driver. If I hit my driver 260 I'm damn happy.
All the rest are true, the one my pro can't get is how I double hit a ball.
You suck
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Old 04-07-2007, 12:26 PM   #11
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You suck
This is true.

Especially compared to the talent contained on this site.
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Old 04-07-2007, 12:26 PM   #12
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This is true.

Especially compared to the talent contained on this site.
Gresh is your Daddy
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Old 04-07-2007, 12:31 PM   #13
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Since I'm leaving in a minute I'll fess up.

The lie is I average 260 yards with my driver. If I hit my driver 260 I'm damn happy.
All the rest are true, the one my pro can't get is how I double hit a ball.
well the pro one i knew would be true, too wide...didn't take into account the skull factor on the wedge....

You must be deadly accurate with your stuff to short the scores you do averaging 260...
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Old 04-07-2007, 01:20 PM   #14
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I'll tell one truth and the rest lies.

I can hit my driver
I have a great short game
I have a low handicap
I like beer
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Old 04-07-2007, 01:24 PM   #15
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I'll tell one truth and the rest lies.

I can hit my driver
I have a great short game
I have a low handicap
I like beer
well techinically the first is true. we know physically you can hit your driver, but not saying it's well by any means.
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Old 05-07-2007, 01:27 PM   #16
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I got in late on this thread but I was going to guess the 260 yard drive ryr

I'll tell one truth and the rest lies.

I can hit my driver
I have a great short game
I have a low handicap
I like beer
I'm assuming the beer is the obvious one.


Here is my list:

1. My last 4 rounds were a 79, a 36 (9 holes) a 49 (9 holes) and an 80.

2. I hit my lob wedge 90 yards comfortably

3. I play golf 4 times a week

4. I have 1 hole in one
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Old 05-07-2007, 01:29 PM   #17
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I got in late on this thread but I was going to guess the 260 yard drive ryr



I'm assuming the beer is the obvious one.


Here is my list:

1. My last 4 rounds were a 79, a 36 (9 holes) a 49 (9 holes) and an 80.

2. I hit my lob wedge 90 yards comfortably

3. I play golf 4 times a week

4. I have 1 hole in one
The lie is #3.
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Old 06-07-2007, 02:18 PM   #18
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The lie is #3.
OK I am an idiot. I mixed it up and posted 3 lies and one truth. Maryland Public School System at work here. So because of this boner I"ll reveal my truth to be #1.

I don't hit a lob wedge comfortably from over 50 yards, preferring a sand wedge.

I only play 1-2 days a week

I actually have 2 hole in ones.
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Old 06-07-2007, 02:24 PM   #19
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I actually have 2 hole in ones.
you are a lucky fucker, i've been on the lip, but not one ace!

My cousin who is a triple digit golfer...we were playing golf and he just gets done putting up a 9 on a par 5..so we at the par three, and he says fuck it i'm hitting, just hits a 7 iron so clean..and i'm like i think that fucker is in...the hole was above us and the the green had many a swell, so he's like no damned way..go up and sure enough he had an ace.

son of a bitch
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Old 06-07-2007, 02:43 PM   #20
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I have a 1 iron in my bag
I dont carry a "Pitching Wedge"
I dont own golf shoes
I play with a "vintage" set of steel ben hogans
my woods and glove are made by Honma
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