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Played again this morning. It rained right before the round. I sucked on the front 9. I was out on a course about 2 years ago early in the morning. My dad was driving the cart, going down a dew-soaked grassy hill... The cart slipped and started going sideways. Seeing my life flash before my eyes - I bailed out of the cart, diving out and rolling a few times - before the cart wound up sliding down the hill backwards... Worse yet - this was on the first hole........ Teenagers??? Pfft....they got NOTHING on my old man..... |
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I was behind a 5-some of women last year. Slow as hell. The ranger shouldn't be upset - even if he WAS letting them break their "rules"...... |
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I got behind 4 of the slowest teenagers I've ever seen Sunday. Plus it was hotter than hell. On 15 I was trying to hit my 2nd shot and they kept screaming and playing grabass. That pretty much finished me off. I told them "You stupid son of a bitches will never play here again".
Our course let's my group play 5, probably because we do it in under 3.5 hours if nobody's in the way. |
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I got behind 4 of the slowest teenagers I've ever seen Sunday. Plus it was hotter than hell. On 15 I was trying to hit my 2nd shot and they kept screaming and playing grabass. That pretty much finished me off. I told them "You stupid son of a bitches will never play here again". As soon as I get my first job out of college, I'm joining a club and sucking it to the non-members every chance I get. |
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Didnt wanta bring this up but well heck might as well...
Had a crappy day today so left work early for a quick 18 holes... happend to meet a friend there that was also golfing single. We joined and played the round together. Couldnt hit a dang shot for my life on the practice range. My buddy laughted at me. Hes never beating me but after my range performance he started running his mouth. So he wanted to put a beer bet.. well lets see... first hole was a par 5 and should of had a three... Just lipped out the 10 yrd chip. Thats a nice way to start your round... the whole day I played about as good as I did when I played everyday. ended up shooting a 69 (2nd time in my life I broke 70) *** par 71 course*** but I hadnt been happier to drink beer at someone expence in a long time... *** ps slob *** when you read this... next year when I quailify for the Michigan Amature your gonna be carring my bags... Just an FYI... |
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