[JJascaxal]

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting and confesses; "I used
some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."

"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder.

"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive, that looked like it was
going to sail over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging
over the fairway, and then fell straight down to the ground after
going only about 100 yards."

"Is that when you swore?" asked Mother Superior.

"No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the
bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth, and began to run away."

"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.

'Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an
eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and
began to fly away!"

"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.

"No, Mother. Oh no, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in
its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."

"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior.

"Oh no, Mother. My ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap,
rolled onto the green, and stopped about SIX inches from the hole."

The two nuns were silent for a moment.

Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the ****ing putt,
didn't you?"

[Bwvapays]

THat would be something I would do.

[huedaanydrax]

I can't put either.

[ashleyjoseph]

I can't put either.

or spell. sorry i had to do it.

[Equackasous]

I once heard a very similiar joke:


Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the
tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the
water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the
fairway and lands in the water trap.
Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green. The old man
steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and
heads for the water trap. But, just before it falls into the water, a fish
jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth.As the fish is falling back down
into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The
eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and
barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the
ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a
hole-in-one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop fooling
around, we won't bring you next time."