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**Grapappytek** · 12-20-2005, 11:09 PM

A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in
Chinatown.

He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.

He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze
rat, and $1000 for the story behind it".

The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat.

As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him.
As he continues to walk, more rats start following him.

He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By
the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats
following him.

He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the
bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown.

The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so
your back for the story".

The guys says, "no, I was wondering if you have any bronze lawyers?"

**Kuncher** · 12-21-2005, 01:17 AM

Forget the Lawyer statue.... got any statues of strippers?

And the directions for the pier seem strangely similar to that of my house address.

**icedrakona** · 12-21-2005, 03:04 AM

Forget the Lawyer statue.... got any statues of strippers?

That's what I'm talking about!!!! Wooo hooo!

**Aceroassert** · 09-02-2012, 02:17 AM

Forget the Lawyer statue.... got any statues of strippers?

12-20-2005, 11:09 PM	#1
Grapappytek Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 395 Senior Member	Backstory A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown. He notices a small bronze statue of a rat. He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it". The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat. As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him. He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him. He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown. The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so your back for the story". The guys says, "no, I was wondering if you have any bronze lawyers?" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-21-2005, 01:17 AM	#2
Kuncher Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 507 Senior Member	Forget the Lawyer statue.... got any statues of strippers? And the directions for the pier seem strangely similar to that of my house address. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-21-2005, 03:04 AM	#3
icedrakona Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 544 Senior Member	Forget the Lawyer statue.... got any statues of strippers? That's what I'm talking about!!!! Wooo hooo! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-02-2012, 02:17 AM	#4
Aceroassert Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 444 Senior Member	Forget the Lawyer statue.... got any statues of strippers? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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