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**embefuri** · 12-07-2010, 11:49 PM

Its the size of a fucking marble! Thoughts?

That's why they are also called " grapes ".

**NowFloabDow** · 12-08-2010, 12:06 AM

nah...my ex had passionfruits they were HUGE...he had em cut off in hospital and hasnt looked back..

(ha...hasnt looked "Back")

I "Crack" myself up....HA!

**Fekliopas** · 12-08-2010, 12:09 AM

nah...my ex had passionfruits they were HUGE...he had em cut off in hospital and hasnt looked back..

(ha...hasnt looked "Back")

I "Crack" myself up....HA!

Thanks! A stay in hospital is all I need a week before I have to move house!

**EmxATW5m** · 12-08-2010, 12:20 AM

Thanks! A stay in hospital is all I need a week before I have to move house!

It was only overnight....but, yeah.....he couldnt walk properly for a while afterwards.

**b7RKli4l** · 12-08-2010, 12:25 AM

doctor tomorrow ok

**f6HLLFcw** · 12-08-2010, 12:27 AM

I was going to sort out the shed today and take a load of stuff down the dump (not to mention risking getting bitten by big spiders!) Why dosent anyone take an illness seriously if it involves a naughty bit? Fuck me, this is really painful, more than when I nearly died of peritonitis.

**disappointment2** · 12-08-2010, 01:26 AM

It was only overnight....but, yeah.....he couldnt walk properly for a while afterwards.

Did he have to sit on one of those rubber donuts for a little while?

**Inenuedbabnor** · 12-08-2010, 01:28 AM

Peter take a trip to your local chemist/ pharmacist. I'm sure he'll have something equivalent to Preparation H. At least it will give you some relief until you have the problem area removed.

**Arrocousa** · 12-08-2010, 01:29 AM

One more thing. Make sure the " area " is clean as a whistle. Take a warm bath if you gotta.

**Longwow** · 12-08-2010, 01:32 AM

Thanks! A stay in hospital is all I need a week before I have to move house!

uhm yeah you wait longer and they may have to remove more....know what I mean?

**9TWSg835** · 12-08-2010, 01:34 AM

Peter take a trip to your local chemist/ pharmacist. I'm sure he'll have something equivalent to Preparation H. At least it will give you some relief until you have the problem area removed.

If it still is bad tomorrow, I'll go to the docs

One more thing. Make sure the " area " is clean as a whistle. Take a warm bath if you gotta.

I had a bath this morning, was the only complete relief I got, wouldn't go to the docs with hairy cleggs hanging out my arse, anyway.

**DP5Ups8o** · 12-08-2010, 01:36 AM

If it still is bad tomorrow, I'll go to the docs

Go regardless of the pain level. They won't go away by themselves.

I had a bath this morning, was the only complete relief I got, wouldn't go to the docs with hairy cleggs hanging out my arse, anyway.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=will%20knots

**bugagasikaga** · 12-08-2010, 01:51 AM

One word.

Tronolane.

Get it, it works.

**DumbNelmcrece** · 12-08-2010, 03:21 AM

Another bullet up the arse (ass) that feels good!

**Timoxari** · 12-08-2010, 03:52 AM

a sitz bath, prep. H (the cooling gel is better than the cream) prep. H wipes. i never had them (not even during or after pregnancy) but i did get them when we had to evacuate for Hurricane Ike. 5 hour drive with hemorrhoids

not fun!

My brother had them so bad, he had to have them surgically removed!

**markoiutrfffdsa** · 12-08-2010, 04:35 AM

**xtrudood** · 12-08-2010, 05:02 AM

I mean we all know Peter's a baboon...but ew.

**Roamsaffots** · 12-08-2010, 05:11 AM

I mean we all know Peter's a baboon...but ew.

That picture actually made me feel better about mine, dont knock it (really, please dont!

)

**emupsMaispubs** · 12-08-2010, 05:46 AM

poor peter. want me to come to the UK and rub some cream on it???

hahaha...FOR A MILLION POUNDS

**tuszit** · 12-08-2010, 05:52 AM

poor peter. want me to come to the UK and rub some cream on it???

hahaha...FOR A MILLION POUNDS

How about for a million Turkish lira?

12-07-2010, 11:49 PM	#21
embefuri Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 499 Senior Member	Its the size of a fucking marble! Thoughts? That's why they are also called " grapes ". Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-08-2010, 12:06 AM	#22
NowFloabDow Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 447 Senior Member	nah...my ex had passionfruits they were HUGE...he had em cut off in hospital and hasnt looked back.. (ha...hasnt looked "Back") I "Crack" myself up....HA! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-08-2010, 12:09 AM	#23
Fekliopas Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 331 Senior Member	nah...my ex had passionfruits they were HUGE...he had em cut off in hospital and hasnt looked back.. (ha...hasnt looked "Back") I "Crack" myself up....HA! Thanks! A stay in hospital is all I need a week before I have to move house! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-08-2010, 12:20 AM	#24
EmxATW5m Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 428 Senior Member	Thanks! A stay in hospital is all I need a week before I have to move house! It was only overnight....but, yeah.....he couldnt walk properly for a while afterwards. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-08-2010, 12:25 AM	#25
b7RKli4l Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 487 Senior Member	doctor tomorrow ok Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-08-2010, 12:27 AM	#26
f6HLLFcw Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 538 Senior Member	I was going to sort out the shed today and take a load of stuff down the dump (not to mention risking getting bitten by big spiders!) Why dosent anyone take an illness seriously if it involves a naughty bit? Fuck me, this is really painful, more than when I nearly died of peritonitis. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-08-2010, 01:26 AM	#27
disappointment2 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 444 Senior Member	It was only overnight....but, yeah.....he couldnt walk properly for a while afterwards. Did he have to sit on one of those rubber donuts for a little while? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-08-2010, 01:28 AM	#28
Inenuedbabnor Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 411 Senior Member	Peter take a trip to your local chemist/ pharmacist. I'm sure he'll have something equivalent to Preparation H. At least it will give you some relief until you have the problem area removed. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Arrocousa Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 530 Senior Member	One more thing. Make sure the " area " is clean as a whistle. Take a warm bath if you gotta. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-08-2010, 01:32 AM	#30
Longwow Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 389 Senior Member	Thanks! A stay in hospital is all I need a week before I have to move house! uhm yeah you wait longer and they may have to remove more....know what I mean? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-08-2010, 01:34 AM	#31
9TWSg835 Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 374 Senior Member	Peter take a trip to your local chemist/ pharmacist. I'm sure he'll have something equivalent to Preparation H. At least it will give you some relief until you have the problem area removed. If it still is bad tomorrow, I'll go to the docs One more thing. Make sure the " area " is clean as a whistle. Take a warm bath if you gotta. I had a bath this morning, was the only complete relief I got, wouldn't go to the docs with hairy cleggs hanging out my arse, anyway. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-08-2010, 01:36 AM	#32
DP5Ups8o Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 558 Senior Member	If it still is bad tomorrow, I'll go to the docs Go regardless of the pain level. They won't go away by themselves. I had a bath this morning, was the only complete relief I got, wouldn't go to the docs with hairy cleggs hanging out my arse, anyway. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=will%20knots Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-08-2010, 01:51 AM	#33
bugagasikaga Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 454 Senior Member	One word. Tronolane. Get it, it works. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-08-2010, 03:21 AM	#34
DumbNelmcrece Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 459 Senior Member	Another bullet up the arse (ass) that feels good! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-08-2010, 03:52 AM	#35
Timoxari Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 513 Senior Member	a sitz bath, prep. H (the cooling gel is better than the cream) prep. H wipes. i never had them (not even during or after pregnancy) but i did get them when we had to evacuate for Hurricane Ike. 5 hour drive with hemorrhoids not fun! My brother had them so bad, he had to have them surgically removed! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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xtrudood Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 402 Senior Member	I mean we all know Peter's a baboon...but ew. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Roamsaffots Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 509 Senior Member	I mean we all know Peter's a baboon...but ew. That picture actually made me feel better about mine, dont knock it (really, please dont! ) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-08-2010, 05:46 AM	#39
emupsMaispubs Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 467 Senior Member	poor peter. want me to come to the UK and rub some cream on it??? hahaha...FOR A MILLION POUNDS Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-08-2010, 05:52 AM	#40
tuszit Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 473 Senior Member	poor peter. want me to come to the UK and rub some cream on it??? hahaha...FOR A MILLION POUNDS How about for a million Turkish lira? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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