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Old 12-10-2011, 03:18 PM   #1
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Default Your Weight Loss =
Your weight loss =
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
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Old 12-10-2011, 04:15 PM   #2
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You are hilarious! I can't believe I'd been carrying a cinder block around. It's too much weight loss for me, but what a feeling if someone could say they'd dropped an elephant penis...this is going to be a great conversational starter for me.
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Old 12-10-2011, 04:24 PM   #3
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I am minus a 2 month old horse.

I saw this list a few months ago and can't wait till I loose the average fashion model, then the average amount of refined sugar!
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Old 12-10-2011, 04:56 PM   #4
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I am somewhere between...

80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape

and..

90 pounds = a newborn calf

So either it rained on my tape, or the calf is taking hCG.
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Old 12-11-2011, 04:10 PM   #5
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Waahhooo! I've lost a 2-year old since Halloween!
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Old 12-12-2011, 01:29 AM   #6
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Too funny! I am hoping to lose a car tire on my first round, and have already lost 2 since having my baby... maybe I should go for a 4th as well, and make a complete set??
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Old 12-13-2011, 03:35 PM   #7
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And to think an automobile tire weighs less than a 3 gallon tub of ice cream!
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Old 12-13-2011, 09:56 PM   #8
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And to think an automobile tire weighs less than a 3 gallon tub of ice cream!
Healthier too I imagine
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Old 12-16-2011, 12:53 AM   #9
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OMGosh LOL I lost a 2yr old....LOL That was fun!! Thanks for sharing!!!
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Old 12-21-2011, 10:48 AM   #10
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Woke up this morning 0.3 pounds from losing a newborn calf. I didn't even know I was pregnant!

This was doubly impressive since I am a dude
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Old 12-21-2011, 04:32 PM   #11
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Wow I lost a little over 55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner CRAZY!!!! I am soo happy. I heart HCg. Now I hope I can HEART Stabilization too LOL
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Old 12-21-2011, 04:34 PM   #12
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Too funny! I am hoping to lose a car tire on my first round, and have already lost 2 since having my baby... maybe I should go for a 4th as well, and make a complete set??
Becky I Love that!!!! very funny!
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