[Apparpsmose]

...if you were born after 2009?
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/201...han-we-thought

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.

Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.

Pisces: March 11-April 18.

Aries: April 18-May 13.

Taurus: May 13-June 21.

Gemini: June 21-July 20.

Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.

Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.

Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.

Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.

Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.

Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.

Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

[Sxedlawb]

I dont care, I'm full of Bullshit -asnd will remain a Taurus, come whatever the heavens shift.

[Meerenuch]

I dont care, I'm full of Bullshit -asnd will remain a Taurus, come whatever the heavens shift.

That list is goofy, they've overlapped the dates.

[irrehoobe]

Stop complaining........... Once they took Pluto out of the planets things got screwed up............ & the gods are pissed............

I didn't see my sign on the list "the sign of the times"..........lol

[Hitfaromarf]

I dont care, I'm full of Bullshit -asnd will remain a Taurus, come whatever the heavens shift.

I agree completely Rocker.

Im a Taurus and was born into it.

[Liaiskelile]

I agree completely Rocker.

Im a Taurus and was born into it.

We'r pretty easy going, it takes a LOT to piss me off - i mean like repeated idioct, or harassment behaviors

Then I literally see red, and go into "kill mode"

[kazinopartnerkae]

I was married to a Scorpio...... polar opposites.

Lots of passion in that house..... both good and bad

[FEti0TUI]

No, your zodiac sign hasn't changed

CRISIS AVERTED EVERYONE

[OrefZorremn]

No, your zodiac sign hasn't changed

CRISIS AVERTED EVERYONE

Phew! Now I can go buy $150 worth of lottery tickets because my horoscope says I'm supposed to be lucky today. Wait, the draw isn't today. Does that mean I have to wait until I'm supposed to be lucky on the draw date or lucky when I buy the tickets? Damn, this is so confusing.

[Suentiend]

Phew! Now I can go buy $150 worth of lottery tickets because my horoscope says I'm supposed to be lucky today. Wait, the draw isn't today. Does that mean I have to wait until I'm supposed to be lucky on the draw date or lucky when I buy the tickets? Damn, this is so confusing.

Buy the tickets today and wait for the drawing. Or, as an alternate plan, send me the $150 and I'll put it to good use, I promise.

[Doncarlito]

Buy the tickets today and wait for the drawing. Or, as an alternate plan, send me the $150 and I'll put it to good use, I promise.

Awww, cookie, that is so sweet of you. But that $150 Cdn is only about $3.50 US so there isn't much point to it.

[Sydneyfonzi]

We'r pretty easy going, it takes a LOT to piss me off - i mean like repeated idioct, or harassment behaviors

Then I literally see red, and go into "kill mode"

My mom is a Taurus, and she used to be a real stick of dynamite. She's mellowed with age, however. But don't push her buttons, she can still whack you off at the knees.

[boltondd]

Awww, cookie, that is so sweet of you. But that $150 Cdn is only about $3.50 US so there isn't much point to it.

Well, I'm generous that way.

(Your exchange rate is a little off, tho)

[infarrelisam]

My mom is a Taurus, and she used to be a real stick of dynamite. She's mellowed with age, however. But don't push her buttons, she can still whack you off at the knees.

Cosmic must be extremely well hung if she could do that. If they were his knees that is.

[feroiodpiop]

Cosmic must be extremely well hung if she could do that. If they were his knees that is.

[lXvtm0ox]

Well, I'm generous that way.

(Your exchange rate is a little off, tho)

Just a little though. And I like to round down.

[Kokomoxddcvcv]

Just a little though. And I like to round down.

Yes I noticed. We'll be splitting the lottery winnings you know. 50/50, so there's no confusion after you win.

[Sandra_18X]

Yes I noticed. We'll be splitting the lottery winnings you know. 50/50, so there's no confusion after you win.

But if you buy the tickets, how do I know you will be lucky? You are probably a different sign than I am.

This is starting to sound like a scam.

[imporesweemo]

But if you buy the tickets, how do I know you will be lucky? You are probably a different sign than I am.

This is starting to sound like a scam.

You're buying the tickets because your horrorscope told you to, as did I. (Remember when I cleared up your confusion about what day to buy them on?)
My advisory fee is 50% of your winnings. See, it's crystal clear. No scam.

What sign are you? I am a Gemini, the fun sign.

[Pwy9egVW]

You're buying the tickets because your horrorscope told you to, as did I. (Remember when I cleared up your confusion about what day to buy them on?)
My advisory fee is 50% of your winnings. See, it's crystal clear. No scam.

That's what that guy who was trying to sell me a bridge said too.

What sign are you? I am a Gemini, the fun sign. I was a Leo under the old system and damn it I'm not going to be a Cancer. I still have my Leo mug which is over 20 years old.