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**Rwujnezq** · 05-06-2009, 08:43 PM

MacGyver sucks seal dongs. See my avatar? That's a polar bear eating a ****ing person (though it is only a fat German woman). MacGyver doesn't want us to eat seals. Polar bears eat like 10 seals a day. That proves that a polar bear would eat MacGyver, no problem.

On the other hand, I'm all in favour of killing seals for ****ing fun. I once thought about jumping the fence and clubbing the seals at the Washington Zoo just to show Yanks how real men treat furry wildlife. That proves that if I were to meet a polar bear mano a mano I would stand an even chance against it. If I had a Swiss Army knife then it would be a sure thing.

Even if you gave MacGyver a Swiss Army knife, a pencil, a toothbrush and 3 pieces of paper he'd still be ****ed because he'd try to make friends with the bear.

05-06-2009, 08:43 PM	#25
Rwujnezq Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 545 Senior Member	MacGyver sucks seal dongs. See my avatar? That's a polar bear eating a **ing person (though it is only a fat German woman). MacGyver doesn't want us to eat seals. Polar bears eat like 10 seals a day. That proves that a polar bear would eat MacGyver, no problem. On the other hand, I'm all in favour of killing seals for ing fun. I once thought about jumping the fence and clubbing the seals at the Washington Zoo just to show Yanks how real men treat furry wildlife. That proves that if I were to meet a polar bear mano a mano I would stand an even chance against it. If I had a Swiss Army knife then it would be a sure thing. Even if you gave MacGyver a Swiss Army knife, a pencil, a toothbrush and 3 pieces of paper he'd still be **ed because he'd try to make friends with the bear.
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