[anaisdannyxys]

MacGuyver's a ***** vegetarian who's a member of the Sea Shepherds. **** him.

[Soadiassy]

Feynman's dead, tard. Plus he only got into one fight in his entire life. I would hand his ass to him on a platter.

[klubneras]

Feynman's dead, tard. Plus he only got into one fight in his entire life. I would hand his ass to him on a platter.

Not even death can prevent a good dump you twit.

[Dumpishchaism]

I think a geek just went Greek on yo ass, KH...

[Rwujnezq]

MacGyver sucks seal dongs. See my avatar? That's a polar bear eating a ****ing person (though it is only a fat German woman). MacGyver doesn't want us to eat seals. Polar bears eat like 10 seals a day. That proves that a polar bear would eat MacGyver, no problem.

On the other hand, I'm all in favour of killing seals for ****ing fun. I once thought about jumping the fence and clubbing the seals at the Washington Zoo just to show Yanks how real men treat furry wildlife. That proves that if I were to meet a polar bear mano a mano I would stand an even chance against it. If I had a Swiss Army knife then it would be a sure thing.

Even if you gave MacGyver a Swiss Army knife, a pencil, a toothbrush and 3 pieces of paper he'd still be ****ed because he'd try to make friends with the bear.