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adultcheee 11-14-2009 11:32 PM

the onion writes about an apolytoner
 
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chuecfafresslds 11-14-2009 11:39 PM

Sad to say I know people like that.

joanasevilyboaz 11-15-2009 12:06 AM

I'm really hoping he shows up to defend an Onion article. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/expect.gif

Feloascarlelt 11-15-2009 12:45 AM

James Madison, considered by many historians to be an atheist, and Thomas Jefferson, an Enlightenment-era thinker who rejected the divinity of Christ and was in France at the time the document was written. This is about the best counterargument to the statement that America and her constitution were founded on Judeo-Christian ideals?

Serious weak-sauce.

Intockatt 11-15-2009 01:26 AM

The whole concept that rights are inalienable, and bestowed by God, are the foundation of the US constitution. Rights are not the creation of the state.

Koayrbzh 11-15-2009 01:35 AM

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The whole concept that rights are inalienable, and bestowed by God, are the foundation of the US constitution. Rights are not the creation of the state.
Let the games begin, and bring on the popcorn...

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paydayus 11-15-2009 01:38 AM

Personally, I found this snippit to be the most humorous, "Dad's great, but listening to all that talk radio has put some weird ideas into his head," said daughter Samantha, a freshman at Reed College in Portland, OR. "He believes the Constitution allows the government to torture people and ban gay marriage, yet he doesn't even know that it guarantees universal health care."

Amomiamup 11-15-2009 02:05 AM

The image of you snickering makes me want to puke all over my keyboard, which already has puke on it from your disgusting avatar, what, did you and Guynemer and Asher attend a douchebag avatar convention? It is unsettling http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/mad.gif

HootSnori 11-15-2009 02:30 AM

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Personally, I found this snippit to be the most humorous, "Dad's great, but listening to all that talk radio has put some weird ideas into his head," said daughter Samantha, a freshman at Reed College in Portland, OR. "He believes the Constitution allows the government to torture people and ban gay marriage, yet he doesn't even know that it guarantees universal health care."
Yeah, I liked that. I was disappointed they didn't go for the kill with "abortion rights".

JOR4qxYH 11-15-2009 02:36 AM

My driver makes over 165k post-tax. Your petit-bourgeois salary is laughable.

lorryuncori 11-15-2009 02:54 AM

I can pay my driver whatever I want. I like seeing him smile. I'm willing to pay him 90k above market for that pleasure. If you disagree with that then you're a racist. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/angry.gif

shenacatro 11-15-2009 03:15 AM

Why would you hire a black driver? You've seen Driving Ms Daisey too many times.

I had an Asian driver, who constantly crashed my car. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/mad.gif
I then had a Latino driver, who insisted on deploying hydraulics with alarming regularity.
I now have a German driver, who is ruthlessly efficient.

unmalryAlalry 11-15-2009 03:20 AM

My old Latin housekeeper has a driver right now, courtesy of a little snooping I did and a phone call to immigration control http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

Adamdjeffe 11-15-2009 03:20 AM

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My Canadian driver constantly goes 10 MPH under the speed limit and won't give anyone the finger. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/angry.gif
Faggot-please, we drive above the speed limit.

It's all those immigrants that go slow. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/mad.gif

LymnInvinny 11-15-2009 03:27 AM

Canadians ARE immigrants. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/angry.gif

snislarne 11-15-2009 03:34 AM

Why don't you two screw yourselves on someone else's time. I was discussing the true fact that KH has a black driver (which he DOES) before you two jizzed all over. This site needs a non frateriziation policy asap before the ass gets out of hand http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/mad.gif

fajerdoksdsaaker 11-15-2009 03:38 AM

I am not a racist. My hockey team has TWO black players, half of the entire black Calgary population.

rhiniddibiarmr 11-15-2009 03:46 AM

Are they bad? I honestly don't know. I cannot stand the CFL. Bunch of no-talent assclowns.

L6RLnyfl 11-15-2009 03:50 AM

I forgot how funny the names of some of the CFL teams are http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/lol.gif .... the stampeders http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/lol.gif, .... the eskimos http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/lol.gif (that one's definitely not PC, when will it be changed I wonder? )

KuznehikVasaN 11-15-2009 04:01 AM

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I forgot how funny the names of some of the CFL teams are :LOL: .... the stampeders :LOL:, .... the eskimos :LOL: (that one's definitely not PC, when will it be changed I wonder? )
re the Eskimos, some time the other side of never. It is not an issue that I have heard of.

What's wrong with the Stampeders?


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