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**adultcheee** · 11-14-2009, 11:32 PM

**chuecfafresslds** · 11-14-2009, 11:39 PM

Sad to say I know people like that.

**joanasevilyboaz** · 11-15-2009, 12:06 AM

I'm really hoping he shows up to defend an Onion article.

**Feloascarlelt** · 11-15-2009, 12:45 AM

James Madison, considered by many historians to be an atheist, and Thomas Jefferson, an Enlightenment-era thinker who rejected the divinity of Christ and was in France at the time the document was written. This is about the best counterargument to the statement that America and her constitution were founded on Judeo-Christian ideals?

Serious weak-sauce.

**Intockatt** · 11-15-2009, 01:26 AM

The whole concept that rights are inalienable, and bestowed by God, are the foundation of the US constitution. Rights are not the creation of the state.

**Koayrbzh** · 11-15-2009, 01:35 AM

The whole concept that rights are inalienable, and bestowed by God, are the foundation of the US constitution. Rights are not the creation of the state.

Let the games begin, and bring on the popcorn...

**paydayus** · 11-15-2009, 01:38 AM

Personally, I found this snippit to be the most humorous, "Dad's great, but listening to all that talk radio has put some weird ideas into his head," said daughter Samantha, a freshman at Reed College in Portland, OR. "He believes the Constitution allows the government to torture people and ban gay marriage, yet he doesn't even know that it guarantees universal health care."

**Amomiamup** · 11-15-2009, 02:05 AM

The image of you snickering makes me want to puke all over my keyboard, which already has puke on it from your disgusting avatar, what, did you and Guynemer and Asher attend a douchebag avatar convention? It is unsettling

**HootSnori** · 11-15-2009, 02:30 AM

Personally, I found this snippit to be the most humorous, "Dad's great, but listening to all that talk radio has put some weird ideas into his head," said daughter Samantha, a freshman at Reed College in Portland, OR. "He believes the Constitution allows the government to torture people and ban gay marriage, yet he doesn't even know that it guarantees universal health care."

Yeah, I liked that. I was disappointed they didn't go for the kill with "abortion rights".

**JOR4qxYH** · 11-15-2009, 02:36 AM

My driver makes over 165k post-tax. Your petit-bourgeois salary is laughable.

**lorryuncori** · 11-15-2009, 02:54 AM

I can pay my driver whatever I want. I like seeing him smile. I'm willing to pay him 90k above market for that pleasure. If you disagree with that then you're a racist.

**shenacatro** · 11-15-2009, 03:15 AM

Why would you hire a black driver? You've seen Driving Ms Daisey too many times.

I had an Asian driver, who constantly crashed my car.

I then had a Latino driver, who insisted on deploying hydraulics with alarming regularity.
I now have a German driver, who is ruthlessly efficient.

**unmalryAlalry** · 11-15-2009, 03:20 AM

My old Latin housekeeper has a driver right now, courtesy of a little snooping I did and a phone call to immigration control

**Adamdjeffe** · 11-15-2009, 03:20 AM

My Canadian driver constantly goes 10 MPH under the speed limit and won't give anyone the finger.

Faggot-please, we drive above the speed limit.

It's all those immigrants that go slow.

**LymnInvinny** · 11-15-2009, 03:27 AM

Canadians ARE immigrants.

**snislarne** · 11-15-2009, 03:34 AM

Why don't you two screw yourselves on someone else's time. I was discussing the true fact that KH has a black driver (which he DOES) before you two jizzed all over. This site needs a non frateriziation policy asap before the ass gets out of hand

**fajerdoksdsaaker** · 11-15-2009, 03:38 AM

I am not a racist. My hockey team has TWO black players, half of the entire black Calgary population.

**rhiniddibiarmr** · 11-15-2009, 03:46 AM

Are they bad? I honestly don't know. I cannot stand the CFL. Bunch of no-talent assclowns.

**L6RLnyfl** · 11-15-2009, 03:50 AM

I forgot how funny the names of some of the CFL teams are

.... the stampeders

, .... the eskimos

(that one's definitely not PC, when will it be changed I wonder? )

**KuznehikVasaN** · 11-15-2009, 04:01 AM

I forgot how funny the names of some of the CFL teams are :LOL: .... the stampeders :LOL:, .... the eskimos :LOL: (that one's definitely not PC, when will it be changed I wonder? )

re the Eskimos, some time the other side of never. It is not an issue that I have heard of.

What's wrong with the Stampeders?

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11-15-2009, 12:45 AM	#4
Feloascarlelt Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 468 Senior Member	James Madison, considered by many historians to be an atheist, and Thomas Jefferson, an Enlightenment-era thinker who rejected the divinity of Christ and was in France at the time the document was written. This is about the best counterargument to the statement that America and her constitution were founded on Judeo-Christian ideals? Serious weak-sauce. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Intockatt Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 653 Senior Member	The whole concept that rights are inalienable, and bestowed by God, are the foundation of the US constitution. Rights are not the creation of the state. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Koayrbzh Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 440 Senior Member	The whole concept that rights are inalienable, and bestowed by God, are the foundation of the US constitution. Rights are not the creation of the state. Let the games begin, and bring on the popcorn... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-15-2009, 01:38 AM	#7
paydayus Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 545 Senior Member	Personally, I found this snippit to be the most humorous, "Dad's great, but listening to all that talk radio has put some weird ideas into his head," said daughter Samantha, a freshman at Reed College in Portland, OR. "He believes the Constitution allows the government to torture people and ban gay marriage, yet he doesn't even know that it guarantees universal health care." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-15-2009, 02:05 AM	#8
Amomiamup Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 414 Senior Member	The image of you snickering makes me want to puke all over my keyboard, which already has puke on it from your disgusting avatar, what, did you and Guynemer and Asher attend a douchebag avatar convention? It is unsettling Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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HootSnori Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 407 Senior Member	Personally, I found this snippit to be the most humorous, "Dad's great, but listening to all that talk radio has put some weird ideas into his head," said daughter Samantha, a freshman at Reed College in Portland, OR. "He believes the Constitution allows the government to torture people and ban gay marriage, yet he doesn't even know that it guarantees universal health care." Yeah, I liked that. I was disappointed they didn't go for the kill with "abortion rights". Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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JOR4qxYH Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 520 Senior Member	My driver makes over 165k post-tax. Your petit-bourgeois salary is laughable. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-15-2009, 02:54 AM	#11
lorryuncori Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 395 Senior Member	I can pay my driver whatever I want. I like seeing him smile. I'm willing to pay him 90k above market for that pleasure. If you disagree with that then you're a racist. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-15-2009, 03:15 AM	#12
shenacatro Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 474 Senior Member	Why would you hire a black driver? You've seen Driving Ms Daisey too many times. I had an Asian driver, who constantly crashed my car. I then had a Latino driver, who insisted on deploying hydraulics with alarming regularity. I now have a German driver, who is ruthlessly efficient. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-15-2009, 03:20 AM	#13
unmalryAlalry Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 524 Senior Member	My old Latin housekeeper has a driver right now, courtesy of a little snooping I did and a phone call to immigration control Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-15-2009, 03:20 AM	#14
Adamdjeffe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 501 Senior Member	My Canadian driver constantly goes 10 MPH under the speed limit and won't give anyone the finger. Faggot-please, we drive above the speed limit. It's all those immigrants that go slow. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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LymnInvinny Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 377 Senior Member	Canadians ARE immigrants. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-15-2009, 03:34 AM	#16
snislarne Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 460 Senior Member	Why don't you two screw yourselves on someone else's time. I was discussing the true fact that KH has a black driver (which he DOES) before you two jizzed all over. This site needs a non frateriziation policy asap before the ass gets out of hand Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-15-2009, 03:38 AM	#17
fajerdoksdsaaker Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 279 Senior Member	I am not a racist. My hockey team has TWO black players, half of the entire black Calgary population. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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rhiniddibiarmr Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 533 Senior Member	Are they bad? I honestly don't know. I cannot stand the CFL. Bunch of no-talent assclowns. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-15-2009, 03:50 AM	#19
L6RLnyfl Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 405 Senior Member	I forgot how funny the names of some of the CFL teams are .... the stampeders , .... the eskimos (that one's definitely not PC, when will it be changed I wonder? ) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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KuznehikVasaN Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 479 Senior Member	I forgot how funny the names of some of the CFL teams are :LOL: .... the stampeders :LOL:, .... the eskimos :LOL: (that one's definitely not PC, when will it be changed I wonder? ) re the Eskimos, some time the other side of never. It is not an issue that I have heard of. What's wrong with the Stampeders? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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