[kabelshik]

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[Typo in title; pounds not punds ]


I hate new poly.

[untostaronaf]

Go to the gym along with her

[enencephoth]

Just tell her to stop being fat or else you'll throw her out on the street.

[bixlewlyimila]

Whatever is causing the stress and depression is causing the weight gain.

[prehighaltitudesjj]

Anyway, even if she improves now, this is still a sign of things to come. It's time to move on.

[Penisvergroesserung]

This thread should probably be closed now since the right answer has been given. Nothing good can come fo it being kept open

The problem is I don't really have a lot of the time to spend working out with her.

[gugqgbyzlp]

What are you going to do when she gets old?

[clomoll]

I don't see evidence of wild women clamoring for you. I see you calling you good things.

[Gideleb]

That's why she's stressed. She doesn't know how to tell you, or how you'll react. She asked self, Winston and me to tell you.

[Yyaqyped]

Agreed. Very few are the instances where life is not noticeably improved by girl-on-top sex.

[Cibirrigmavog]

He could get crushed!

Win-Win from our POV.

[eI7iqNot]

One more thing I hate about women. When they ask you what you did to lose weight, they actually really don't want to know. And may get pissed if you try to go into it.

[Adamdjeffe]

Make sure you have hot goodbye sex first though.

[HitAttetlyTek]

Start having sex with a thinner woman immediately. When your current girlfriend finds out, tell her it's her fault for getting fat.

[Lolita Palmer]

Can you tell me what her log in on poly is?

Sorry Hera... it's me

[GogaMegaPis]

He could get crushed!

She's not American.

[Sipewrio]

One more thing I hate about women. When they ask you what you did to lose weight, they actually really don't want to know. And may get pissed if you try to go into it.

Actually thinking about this isn't isn't it true that when a woman complains about something to you she never ever wants to hear about a practical solution to her problem all she wants is for you to make her feel better.

[Avoireeideree]

Yes. You're 21 and you only just learnt that?

[haudraufwienix]

Option a) Commit, and accompany her to the gym
Option b) Quit it fast (because you will anyway sooner or later)

But I care for her. What if I start doing this in 2 months? (I'll have time then) Or will she spiral into depression by then?

Make sure you have hot goodbye sex first though.

Isn't that kind of cruel?

[Essefsbyday]

Yes. You're 21 and you only just learnt that?

No, I've known for some time. But there is a difference between knowing and knowing. I still occasionaly make the mistake of treating women like rational human beings.