[Gadarett]

1) You should be able to use the key.

2) Speak now or forever hold your peace.

3) An example of the importance of balance in life.

4) The time has probably passed. Make a cap.

[duawLauff]

You hit on the answer to 3) in your question. It's the same as with eyes, 2 testicles are required to produce 3D sperm which are required to produce 3D offspring.

[gomosopions]

I wasn't going to say anything about it being a mistake to install Vista. I wanted him to, so we could see his blow up thread.

[h98hhYxM]

Of course.

[Xcqjwarl]

Must be down to the new regime.

[MzTT]

1. what Lori said
2. the best time to bring it up would be during your toast at the reception as seen in Old School starring Will Ferrell
3. one is full of good sperm, the other is full of evil, devil-child spawning sperm -- it's up to you to figure out which is which and maim one according to your Wiglaf-brood creation wishes (Hint: the one that hangs lower is closer to hell)
4. The raccoon may has learned a lesson from its forest dwelling neighbors and is playing possum. He'll snap out of it soon and commit unspeakable acts while your sleep.

[Katrinsitter]

1. gay

2. gay

3. gay

4. gay

[bobibnoxx]

Install the Vista on the raccoon to make it feel new again, attach your spare bollock to upgrade it to compatibility with the cheated-upon bride-to-be and let nature take its course.

Hope this helps.

[thakitt]

3. Because "Have Some Balls" is a better insult than "Have a Ball".