[sueplydup]

I have lost my wallet and canceled all my credit and debit cards. Until a new one arrives in 48 hours (at the earliest) I have no money of any kind. In my apartment there is nothing but rotten cheese, a toilet, a shower, a sink, sex toys, a 52 inch television, a micro wave, a sound system, an Xbox, a Playstation, some porn, my dog Washington, a bed, a cleaning lady, a couch, a frisbee, a desktop, a laptop, work clothes NOT anything by brooks brothers, and an assortment of shoes I have never grown out of.

If anyone has ideas, please let me know. My parents are not entirely dead but they are too stupid to learn how to wire money, especially not within 24 hours. I have several estranged girlfriends who would be willing to have sex with me but only if I bought them dinner or gave them my cleaning lady. I have copious amounts of pride, so begging is not an option and neither is robbing a homeless man.

I originally intended to get the money by going to a Pawn shop but the local one has been closed ever since it was exposed for what it was, naked kids were involved, it is a tragic story. There is a movie theater nearby with plenty of vending machines that probably contain loose change, but I would need at least $5 for a meal because no one counts tax in the prices.

I do not want to die like this. I need ideas or money now, the hunger is setting in.

Hang in there, drink plenty fluids

[Ebjjrxrd]

Sell some blood...

AND PLEASE KEEP YOUR SUGGESTONS to NON sexual ideas... This is a family site

[MicoSiru]

Sell some blood...

AND PLEASE KEEP YOUR SUGGESTONS to NON sexual ideas... This is a family site

The places one can get protein.

[thushioli]

Sell some blood...

AND PLEASE KEEP YOUR SUGGESTONS to NON sexual ideas... This is a family site

Thanks Ming, maybe we all send ideas Wiggie, so that you dont violate site decorum


Do you have a pawn shop..those will get you some quick cash...minimal fee to recoup your items..a thought my friend

[Infiseeenvelp]

The single cheapest way to fill up is to by a box of dry pasta. Good luck!

[iodillalm]

You have multiple apartments? Rent one out for an adult video shoot (THIS IS NOT SEXUAL).

[clubcughSheet]

Are you sure this isn't the start of the next Leisure Suit Larry adventure?

[Loovikeillilen]

ASHER...

Now play nice...

[Loovikeillilen]

Well you should have reported it as lost as soon as you knew. If the bank can't stop the transactions after that then they have to foot the bill for them (over here anyway). Call now, if you haven't already. Then follow Asher's advice for spending money.

If you haven't reported the card lost yet and know the number then order take-out on-line.

[ephennaCypota]

You look good right?

Go out, hit on fat chicks/etc, try to get them to pay for your 'food'.

JM

[PriernPayorse]

You do not need to put it in quotation marks, JM, I eat the same food you do. And begging women is especially out the question. They will throw me out of the high class clubs I frequent and shoot me. If I tried to invade the assier clubs, I wouldn't be able to make the cover charge.

[Hmntezmb]

Post your full name, home address, business address, SSN, bank, bank account numbers, secret questions and pin codes.

I'm sure one of us will be willing to wire ourselves some money and relay that to you.

[gomosopions]

Money for Brother Wiggy. Come on, boys!

[sciectotacype17]

I just realized the problem with Paypal is I would not be able to retrieve the moneys, right? I can't access my savings account in my current location, and I am 20 miles from my home base and the few people who would lend me the money without asking for sex.

If I die this will seriously end up on CNN's homepage or at least one of the I-Reports and you all will be sorwry.

[Aagotiq]

48 hours without food will not kill you.

[pumpineemob]

20 miles from home? Get hitching/walking! You'll make it no problem, but try to hitch with a couple. Less bottom pain than with sole truck drivers....

edit: Not that I speak from experience!

[QzVyZbTg]

Why not do a gay porno for food? Asher could probably hook you up with Broke "Straight" Dudes.

Unfortunately, those sites film in Florida.

[Drugsonl]

No, hitch 20 miles. Do you have any cash at home? If so, take a taxi however far you can while still having money for food. Or just take a taxi to a friend's house and ask them for food. Never underestimate how amazing your mates can be when you're in need, but remember it because they may be one day.

[CtEkM8Vq]

You have guns and bullets, right? Can't you go rob some gay black liberals?

[TimoDassss]

I have a test coming up and I need someone to practice on. I'll toss you a $20 for an hour of your time. Need to take a punch and the ability to not cry when bruised are necessary.