[jinnamys]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
EDIT: I don't hate you individually, just Americans in general... and Slowwhand for being such a typical American. Congrats, noob. I just said that. You said I hate you... where? And how did you know?

[mtvlover571]

BTW, for n00bs like Slowwhand:
Re-iteration of a term because someone asks for further explaination, does not result in immediate induction into your ranks.

[JulieSmithdccd]

I'm not going to justify tha-...


Damn.

[AnneseeKels]

this is why all the newbies are going to CFC, guys

we have an attitude problem

[avaicavum]

Dis, thanks everyone else on this thread(except LordShiva) seems to hate me. I will admit to being slightly spamy. I would like to ask the people calling me a newb, what your definition of a newb is. I have been here for over two months, and 500 posts. I've been here for over 4 years and you've been here for two. I'm not a well-known poster, so what the bloody hell makes you think you are?

[baronaaba]

Originally posted by Will9

You 4 don't hang out around the civ4 forums much, do you? Nope, Civ4 bored me with in two weeks of its release. The OT is the only thing which keeps me coming here.

[vansVoish]

This forum has turned into a whats a newb forum.

[tobaccoman]

Sloww thanks for livening up this thread.

[blodwarttufla]

Originally posted by Will9
This forum has turned into a whats a newb forum. ??? Do you mean this thread? This whole forum ain't about you, pal...

[CsFLhGNp]

Originally posted by C0ckney
who the **** are you?

[Mark_NyB]

Aw, Hell. I'll vote Will9's ok. He didn't bust out crying or anything at the abuse. That's worth something.

[Todilrdc]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine?! I didn't know they stacked **** that high. You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?!
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you slid down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress! I think you've been cheated!

***

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name, fat-body?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what?, of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty, are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.

***

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name, scumbag?
Private Snowball: Sir, Private Brown, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! From now on your name is Private Snowball. Do you like that name?
Private Snowball: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well I'll tell you one thing you won't like, Private Snowball: they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.

[MAKEMONEY]

Also, who gives a **** about 500 measly posts? And, who the **** are you?

Ah, well. At least you're not a special opportunity spammer, so you can't be all bad...

[enactolaelant]

I've ONLY been here 4+ years... and they still call me a newb!!!!!!!!!!! especially if I post in the other forums.

[Anymnillulky]

Originally posted by Heresson
Why do You hate the French? He's a Rosbif. They're all haters like that

[spamkillerf]

This thread will match Will's total, but he still gets nothing from it.