[Gromiaaborn]

And unlike anthony weiner, they didn't actually post this!

[StitlyDute]

I find a congressman's indiscretion more plausible than a major news channel randomly and incorrectly reporting that the president is dead.

[infollafago]

I wouldn't worry too much. Obama will be back in a few days.

[bQXHsKzS]

Damnit, I thought I just got a death in my deadpool team as well

[ElectraDupu]

You can tell it was hacked because they called the "assassination" a sad day for America.

[MarythePuppy6]

No, removal from office. Impeachment is how the charges are brought.

Or something. Impeachment sounds spiffier though

[Sheefeadalfuh]

One possibility that occurred to me is that this is sort of like a "glitch in the matrix" where maybe originally that's what happened but then events were changed, but some things didn't get fully changed, like the fox twitter feed.

[Farson]

I actually think Joe Biden would make a better president than Obama. If you pay close attention to the debates on congress recently it's basically been Biden who's handling all the negotiations. It seems Obama has a tin ear and is basically a lightweight when it comes to negotiations. Plus Biden actually understands foreign policy.

[Gymnfacymoota]

I actually think Joe Biden would make a better president than Obama. If you pay close attention to the debates on congress recently it's basically been Biden who's handling all the negotiations. It seems Obama has a tin ear and is basically a lightweight when it comes to negotiations. Plus Biden actually understands foreign policy.

Bwahaha!!!!!

/wipes tear

[Unrersvar]

Such irony. Across the big ditch it appears that the British members of Murdoch's empire have been hacking other people's computers for nearly a decade. They've been caught hacking the e-mails of dead soldiers and even dead kids. The public outrage has become so intense that Murdoch closed the entire newspaper in the hopes that the debacle won't interfere with expansion of his telemedia empire in Britain. Meanwhile the Prime Minister's press aide, who formerely worked at the paper will be arrested next week.