[LongaDonga]

My former father in law was a sharecropper from NC growing up. He called his Lab mix a "sooner". I asked him once and he said " The sooner he's dead, the better" lol. He loved that dog, actually, and was very sad at his passing.

lol, I never heard the term until I moved down South. Up North we called mutts well, mutts. When I heard the term "sooner" & asked my husband (who's from TN.) about it he said "Well, they call him 'sooner' b/c that dog would sooner eat shyt than catch a coon." lol.

Blessings ...

[tearidrusydet]

I mumble a lot, so a lot of the times it sounds like pibble.

Beastley! I love that name!

Thanks if you like his name you might like my mastiff's name. His name is Fat Ass, yes it is his legal name. (The vet and others call him FA or fatty) I get a lot of flack for it but he was the biggest one in the litter and my husband gave his name and it just stuck. We go for the unusual.

[nd90t3sf]

Thanks if you like his name you might like my mastiff's name. His name is Fat Ass, yes it is his legal name. (The vet and others call him FA or fatty) I get a lot of flack for it but he was the biggest one in the litter and my husband gave his name and it just stuck. We go for the unusual.

My Rottie Damascus is Dumb Ass for short. You should have seen the look on the lady's face at Petco today when he ran into a pillar and I said "Way to fail Dumb Ass".

[tearidrusydet]

I know what you mean where I used to live, he was outside and a car was coming past, not thinking and worried he would get to close to the street I hollered his name and the car slammed on the brakes thinking I was calling him that until I lowered myself and said it again and he caming running to me. Boy was I scared at that moment. The guy in the car thought I was calling him that. Now I am more conscience of when I say his name out loud.

[Krruqgwt]

My Rottie Damascus is Dumb Ass for short. You should have seen the look on the lady's face at Petco today when he ran into a pillar and I said "Way to fail Dumb Ass".

I call my Border Collie "Dick" when he's being a dick, instead of Mick.

My mom just about fell over once when he started a scuffle with her German Shepherd, and I'm like, "Stop being a dick" and he comes trotting over, like he wasn't just in the middle of fighting with her over a frisbee.

Yes, he actually knows the "commands," "stop being a dick," "don't be a jerk" and "knock it off."

[nd90t3sf]

I call my Border Collie "Dick" when he's being a dick, instead of Mick.

My mom just about fell over once when he started a scuffle with her German Shepherd, and I'm like, "Stop being a dick" and he comes trotting over, like he wasn't just in the middle of fighting with her over a frisbee.

Yes, he actually knows the "commands," "stop being a dick," "don't be a jerk" and "knock it off."

My dogs respond to "f**k off" really well.

[bestworkother]

Grimm's title is "BDD" - Big, Dumb Dog.

[LongaDonga]

I know what you mean where I used to live, he was outside and a car was coming past, not thinking and worried he would get to close to the street I hollered his name and the car slammed on the brakes thinking I was calling him that until I lowered myself and said it again and he caming running to me. Boy was I scared at that moment. The guy in the car thought I was calling him that. Now I am more conscience of when I say his name out loud.

lmao!!!! That reminds me of what my MIL did with her cat Midnight. Midnight was outside & they wanted to have him come in for the night. Midnight - who usually came when called - was being a little brat & was ignoring her. After calling after him a few times, finally she got upset & hollered "Get your black a.. in this house right now!!" Unfortunately, for my MIL she didn't see the elderly black man walking down the sidewalk & he didn't see the cat. He stopped & looked at her & asked, "Do you mean me ma'am?" She was so embarrassed she said she'd liked to have fell dead on the spot!


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[Nzmoafzn]

I think I pulled a muscle laughing! You guys are a riot!

I call Ike Fat Head more often than not and he responds just fine. I have taken to calling Rita Fat A$$ or Wide Load since she put on a few pounds due to the meds. She doesn't care what i call her so long as I call her, but the neighbors think I am mean.

[fudelholf]

i don't think i've seen anyone using PG=PREGNANT.

[OgrGlgHu]

HaHa a few of those really cracked me up! I have never heard of sooner before. It has always been mutt or mongrel, but in the pit bull world a cur is another pit bull that quits or a non pit bull like a Black Mouth Cur dog or a Catahoula Cur dog.