[Eunatis]

AHAHAHAHA!!

That reminds me of another one, I don't think I've told it here before.

A man was on his deathbed, with his wife of 40 years by his side. As he lay dying, he looked at his beloved and asked, "Darling, have you ever cheated on me?"

Not wanting to lie, she confessed, "Yes, but only 3 times."

"What?!" Cried the man. Then he said, "Well, 3 times in 40 years, that's not so terrible. But, when, and with whom?"

"Well" his wife answered. "Do you remember the time you were up for that big promotion you had worked so hard for, and it looked like your boss was going to screw you over again?"

"And you slept with my boss to get me the promotion?" he sobbed. She nodded here head. He was so touched by her devotion to his career.

"What about the second time?" he asked.

"Well", she continued, "Do you remember the time you got accused of embezzling the firm's money and it looked like you were going to be sent to prison?"

Tears welled up in his eyes. "You mean you slept with the judge to keep me out of jail?" he cooed. Again she nodded. His heart was full of love for this unselfish woman. Then he choked back the tears as he asked "And the third time, my love?"

"Well" she replied, "Do you remember the time you were running for president of the country club, and you were only 40 votes short?..."