[tooratrack]

its chidokans celebration that he has lived for 51 days since his birth today

not sure how he has managed it
perhaps the tache forms a protective barrier or something

happy birfday tim

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Hauoli la Hanau, Chikodan-san!

(Uhhhhh, Debz... is it 51 Years, not 51 Days???? )

[Rounteetepehryn]

years but he still has the mental functions of a child

[Fouttysotlalf]

years but he still has the mental functions of a child

So desuka?!? Ahhhhhh....

[Casyimipist]

Happy birthday Tim.

Just remember that whilst swords and pornos make for excellent gifts to receive, the consequences of simultaneous usage can be most grave....

[M1iFiNmC]

Wishing you a wonderful happy birthday. Dont party too hard. You WILL STILL FEEL IT in the morning. Unfortunately your not invincible just yet. Maybe next year.

[evammaUselp]

Hauoli la Hanau!

Here's hoping you clear that darn loogie from your throat.

Wishing you a wonderful happy birthday. Dont party too hard. You WILL STILL FEEL IT in the morning. Unfortunately your not invincible just yet. Maybe next year.

As a representative of the vintage set, I must point out that as your body ages, it thusly does also harden to more of a diamond-like substance, which renders one rather impervious to blunt objects, bullets, young people's music, and most importantly, verbal assaults from a nagging wife.

We also consume water and convert it to alcohol when we sweat, (You didn't think that it came from fermentation barrels did you? -I'll leave the shocking truth of beer-milking farms alone for now.) ~as well we are most efficient in that the hair from our heads gradually migrates to our ears and nostrils to conserve body heat.

The best part of all, is that we will live long enough to harvest the organs of the young on the black market.

I raise my glass to thee, Sir Chikodan, and offer a sly wink of knowing that you are now mature and cute enough as to appear safe to the young ladies, thereby of course slipping entirely beneath their normally attentive defenses against the wolves.


Happy Birt-day!
Look on the bright side.
Only 40 more years until you keel over.

[huerta]

Happy birfday!

[RIjdrVs3]

Here's hoping you clear that darn loogie from your throat.



As a representative of the vintage set, I must point out that as your body ages, it thusly does also harden to more of a diamond-like substance, which renders one rather impervious to blunt objects, bullets, young people's music, and most importantly, verbal assaults from a nagging wife.

We also consume water and convert it to alcohol when we sweat, (You didn't think that it came from fermentation barrels did you? -I'll leave the shocking truth of beer-milking farms alone for now.) ~as well we are most efficient in that the hair from our heads gradually migrates to our ears and nostrils to conserve body heat.

The best part of all, is that we will live long enough to harvest the organs of the young on the black market.

I raise my glass to thee, Sir Chikodan, and offer a sly wink of knowing that you are now mature and cute enough as to appear safe to the young ladies, thereby of course slipping entirely beneath their normally attentive defenses against the wolves.


Happy Birt-day!
Look on the bright side.
Only 40 more years until you keel over.

TuShea'

Edit: You get to do my next birthday toast

[Fausqueuego]

TuShea'

Edit: You get to do my next birthday toast

Oh very well.

Is the Toast attractive at least?

[Glamyclitlemi]

Happy Birthday!! I hope you had a wonderful day!

Kaoru

[cheapphenonline]

Happy B-day Tim, your older then dirt lol! and yet still young enough to be whupped into shape by them old senseis lol
Best wishes in all! Keep training and having fun! Hallor at ya later!

[Abofedrorobox]

Oh.. My... More than half a century old

Congratulations mr. Hamilton

[ZXRamon]

Oh very well.

Is the Toast attractive at least?

Duuuude... you have to butter it first!!! *TSK*

[Nppracph]

Duuuude... you have to butter it first!!! *TSK*

But wouldn't that be a bit ..............premature?

Another great thing about getting older.

The toast is heavily jammed....and is savored to the very last bite.

[Rx-Ultram]

But wouldn't that be a bit ..............premature?

Another great thing about getting older.

The toast is heavily jammed....and is savored to the very last bite.

Yup... th' honey's sweet, too!

Milk & toast...jam 'n honey... whoot!

[ScosyGissiok]

thanks to you all... I am pleased to say I have read this book and totally agree with all the statements contained within its pages...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Grumpy-Old-M.../dp/0007189931

Now.... BUGGER ORF!!!Bloody kids....


New line to be added to my sig....

I have been doing this longer than you've been alive! Bloody students....

[OwdBKKHO]

Your birthday was 3 days ago, old chum.


Memory is the first to go, they say.


Or is it the eyes..

I can't seems to recall.

[!!!maryann!!!]

I thought I'd reply after I sobered up... depression prevented me earlier...

[CsFLhGNp]

Wishing you a wonderful happy birthday. Dont party too hard. You WILL STILL FEEL IT in the morning. Unfortunately your not invincible just yet. Maybe next year.

Don't party too hard?

He hasn't any mates........who would he party with?

I have been doing this longer than you've been alive! Bloody students....

You've been doing this longer than God's been alive

and you're still shite