[zenihan]

Your red herrings are growing increasingly desperate. Just because the Chinese never promised you a hamburger doesn't excuse them from cooking you one. Or do you think there's no ground beef in a Chinese restaurant?

[derinasderun]

Are you flying back and forth between Calgary and Nova Scotia/Newfoundland?

[Anymnillulky]

Sable? Orphan?

I'm assuming Sable by your derogatory comments towards oil...

[Ervntewc]

I believe the Sham-WOW guy tried that last year. She decidedly did NOT love his nuts...

[Casyimipist]

Oh and no one answered the burger question. Why would a restaurant refuse to serve in their dining room a dish that they would cook and send up for room service?

[Yb4bulVR]

Oh and no one answered the burger question. Why would a restaurant refuse to serve in their dining room a dish that they would cook and send up for room service?

It's the new management style. Rules are meant to be broken. If you make easy rules trivial and meaningless to break, other more important rules are not broken.

[ssyyyrruho]

Does anyone else find pigtails to be an utterly revolting hairstyle, whether or not they are braided? On women, I mean. I don't need Asher's opinion on pigtails on men if those exist, though of course he's free to offer it.

They're revolting on any gender.

[soitlyobserty]

Perhaps the profit margins are thin on the steakburger so they prefer you order more expensive/more profitable things while in the restaurant for dinner (lunch is lower volume so they're less picky). But room service does have extra surcharges (and usually a price markup) which makes it acceptable.

To them, there's opportunity cost in providing the steak burger.

[WaysletlyLene]

You said it like a layman, I said it like a consultant.

People don't pay for layman ****, they pay for consultant ****. (Rule #281)

[dfuzioniag]

Who's worse? Canadiens fans or Flyers fans?

[mr.supervideogoodfd]

Keep in mind, Flyers fans are also Eagles fans.

[WertyNtont]

Pedotard: evidence that a just and loving God does not exist?

Clearly not. In fact, Pedotard has shaken my mild atheism a bit. He's God's gift to the OTF.

Was this Asher's way of saying Flubber has a GIANT ****ING ****?

I meant "planet raper" as a compliment.

[retyopj]

I thought the Canucks were like Canada's team? Like the Dallas Cowboys of hockey.

They are easily the most hated Canadian team by Canadians, after the Maple Leafs.

They have the douchiest fans imaginable. One of them tried to blind Calgary's goalie this year with a laser pointer, and the rest of the fans sitting next to him helped him hide so he couldn't get caught (not that the Canucks' tried very hard).

They regularly openly whine about how the NHL has a vendetta against the team, which is why they never win. They whine that the refs are all biased (the Canucks players whine about this also). They usually have some of the douchiest players in the league who play dirty or otherwise show no respect.

[jhfkgkfdvjk]

Maybe what it takes to be "America's Team" is different than what it takes to be "Canada's Team"?

[Fegemiembendy]

What? Rodeo team? I am unfamiliar with that terminology.