[truportodfa]

Q: What are people from Detroit called? Detroitians?

Black?

[usaguedriedax]

Now others ask questions. Others ask questions now! Now they ask.

[gedsiz]

I already know everything.

Sorry, nothing to ask.

[Si8jy8HN]

Does not compute!

[JosephEL]

Why ?

Because.

[cymnPrayerm]

And here I thought the answer was Muslim...

[ZAtlLVos]

What are Jarome Iginla's strengths? Opening banking accounts?

[lomonel]

What are Jarome Iginla's strengths? Opening banking accounts?

Work along the boards, strength, character, and a sniper of a shot.

Not something you're used to seeing on Team Sveden Vancouver, so it's reasonable for you to ask this question.

[agildeta]

I guess you were referring to the masses of white muslims.

[mynaflzak]

I guess you were referring to the masses of white muslims. It is honkietown. Or is that hockeytown? I always get those confuzzled.

[Oswczrdz]

I have a question for this thread though I'm not sure how well you can answer it: Does anyone know how to dislodge a piece of candy, in this case a 3-pack of Reese's peanut butter cups if you know what I mean (DO OYU KNOW THE ONES I MEAN), from a vending machine if it is almost out but not all of the way? In other words I paid legal tender (A DOLLAR AND TWENTY FIE CENTS) for the pack of Reese's and it started to come out but then stalled just short. I can pay another DOLLAR AND TWRNY FIVE CENTS and likely get 2 packs of Reece's out of the deal, and of course could save (or better yet freeze the second pack for later because they taste better this way), but should I? should I have to? Is there someone I can call to fix this?

[XarokLasa]

I have a question for this thread though I'm not sure how well you can answer it: Does anyone know how to dislodge a piece of candy, in this case a 3-pack of Reese's peanut butter cups if you know what I mean (DO OYU KNOW THE ONES I MEAN), from a vending machine if it is almost out but not all of the way? In other words I paid legal tender (A DOLLAR AND TWENTY FIE CENTS) for the pack of Reese's and it started to come out but then stalled just short. I can pay another DOLLAR AND TWRNY FIVE CENTS and likely get 2 packs of Reece's out of the deal, and of course could save (or better yet freeze the second pack for later because they taste better this way), but should I? should I have to? Is there someone I can call to fix this?

Rock the vending machine until either a) the candy shakes loose or b) the machine tips over and crushes you.

[mdUzAMbG]

Why do so many different programming languages exist? Why can't people use one to do everything?

They can. It's called Perl.

[Ternneowns]

What is the medical reason for Ben's stupidity?

[JohnfAclambrJA]

Why was Thoth so quick with that link?

[casinobonbiner]

Fast reflexes, and an easy hit on Google.

[Eujacwta]

:headbang:

[Doctor-CTAC]

This may come as a surprise to you, but any Chinese place next door to a hotel restaurant will probably give you diarrhea.

[Pvfcadbh]

Doubt it-- voted best Chines food in the city every year since 1999 and I have eaten in the Chinese place about 3 dozen times in the last two years without an issue

Apparently there was an issue this time, since you only ate there out of spite. Personally, I could never eat dumplings drenched in bitterness but I guess you're too good for soy sauce.

N.B.: It's not Chines food, it's Chinese food. Anyone claiming to have the best Chines food anywhere is probably right, but what they aren't telling you is that one missing letter is the difference between a good meal and explosive diarrhea.

[Solo3uc4]

No, the question is whether the Chinese place served you a hamburger. They didn't so why the double standard?