[gariharrr]

Put her on the ****ing pill, dude. And congratulations.

[jhfsdhf]

Wait, your married?!

[Ingeborga]

vasectomy...

[mymnduccete]

Dude, the pill regulates the endocrine system. It's a ****ing godsend for women with unpredictable and/or painful menstrual cycles.

The pill.

Getting married

Doubling her pleasure

[RagonaCon]

[Obebtetibre]

Why don't you write a crappy novel about this? I am very interested in publishing what you have to say on this topic of realizing you married a girl who cannot get you off. All I ask is that you pay me $1,000 and I will take care of the marketing and distribution as it were.

[dWSOj26H]

Sorry, should I have mentioned dickgirls too?

Actually, the title was just a throwaway Futurama reference. The real topic of the thread is the hypothetical existence of a condom that doesn't totally block sensation.

[StincPriene]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Fruriourl]

The real topic of the thread is the hypothetical existence of a condom that doesn't totally block sensation.

Try using a non-latex female condom.

[GZFL2tDA]

Try using a non-latex female condom.

Good point with that, since you are just trying to not get pregnant.

JM

[LymnInvinny]

Good point with that, since you are just trying to not get pregnant.

JM

What about more archaic approaches like intrauterine methods?

[Accor$314]

Up the bum

[CialisBestPrice]

The ****ing pill, for ****'s sake! If her endocrine system is all wackadoo, you can't do better than the pill!

(Or, alternatively, the Depo-Provera shot. Get it every three months, works 100% of time for contraception, and works wonders for the majority of women with nutty cycles.)

[sportlife]

@ Guy: You forgot to call him an idiot for the full House impression.

[lakraboob]

Presumably, he doesn't have to worry about his wife screwing around with other people Thoth.

Are you sure? I mean for all we know it might be an open marriage.

[raspirator]

Just knock her up.

[LottiFurmann]

All his swimmers died from boredom years ago anyway.

[meteeratymn]

From virgin to turdburglar in less than a week

[CiccoineFed]

Ok condoms do suck-- I find they reduce the feeling of warmth and wet which are so much a part of condom-less sex-- However I have always, through necessity perhaps, found sex with condoms to be just fine.

But " never felt a thing"?? If you didn't at least feel pressure around you there are a whole bunch of obvious jokes that I don't feel I know you well enough to make. I'll instead assume you have had condom-less sex at some point before or a BJ and merely are noting the greatly decreased sensation.

I'll have to check the brands I use but generally I found getting one that was snug without feeling too tight was the key. I have never had a condom that allowed me to feel the full range of sensation but if you experiment with a few you may find one that works

Also-- if its just pregnancy prevention, the rythym method can work as well if she has at all a regular cycle. In 7 years of marriage I never had a problem with that (but we restricted condom-less playtime to the few days at the beginning and never risked the end of the cycle). WE used it as part of our life for the 5 years of the 7 in which she wasn't pregnant-- oh and all pregnancies --we were trying to get pregnant . Whether you would try this depends on how much you want to avoid children and how regular she tends to be

[AK47rulz]

I thought Poly was supposed to be a child friendly site. I'm glad we are being just that by commenting on sex ed at last, to BKs' constenation.