[FEti0TUI]

It's amazing how easy it is to frame these farts, what happened before, during and after. I mean that's a story structure right there. Imagine if someone would keep a log, seriously, and then would make a book about it. 280 pages of fart logs, two page stories of each fart. That means about 140 farts, so if you'd fart once a day, you can write the book in less than a year.