[Noilemaillilm]

I suggested a process improvement at work.

(note that whoever makes such suggestions usually ends up owning all the work involved in getting the suggestion implemented)

[Anamehuskeene]

I let our cat back into the house after he had tangled with a skunk. As soon as he walked in the door I realized my mistake, but then I compounded it by immediately shouting "Noooo!" and leaping towards the cat. Really bad move, as the cat is a) easily spooked, and b) much quicker than me. Took me quite a while to catch him, and we essentially ended up defumigating the whole house because of it.....


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[Charryith]

I constantly find myself posting on Poly...

[iH1wMOhE]

[OixKKcj1]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker
I clicked on this thread. Meh, I was going to say that...

[cristmiff]

Luckily no; we have washing machines in college, and they don't forget the water

[JackTimQSR]

Got nicked for lapsed car registration. Fine, tax, late fee on county tax, registration, late fee on registration. This is gonna hurt.

[8cyVn4RJ]

Today on my blood donation form I said that I'd gotten an allergy shot two weeks ago (since we're supposed to report all shots we've gotten in the past four weeks). Every time I've donated blood I'd had an allergy shot two weeks prior (since I get an allergy shot every two weeks), it has never resulted in a deferral, and yet I keep reporting it anyway. Today it bit me on the ass, because the lady conducting the pre-donation "are you gay" interview had no idea if allergy shots result in a deferral, spent ten minutes failing to look it up in her Big Book of Deferrals, and then spent a half hour on the phone trying to get ahold of somebody who knew if allergy shots result in a deferral. Between her, and the guy on the cot adjacent to me who got light-headed right when the phlebotomist was about to stick me, and the guy on the other cot adjacent to me who passed out right when the phlebotomist was about to stick me, today's blood donation ate up two hours of my time. Next time I'm not reporting the allergy shot.

[BaselBimbooooo]

I agreed to have myself ranked in KH's intelligence poll. I am now nothing but a crushed and empty shell of a human being, what little self confidence i still had has been swept away by a tide of shame. Alas, Rah is ranked above me.

[Lolita Palmer]

Originally posted by Richelieu
On a more serious note, i joined a band last month and i've taken up smoking again - after almost 7 years - when we practice. What instrument do you play, and what kind of music?

[evalayCap]

I started playing GalCiv2...

Three days later, I'm starting to come back to the real world

[SerycegeBunny]

I made a thread by mistake, and edited it into something which makes at least some sense.

[Timoxari]

Originally posted by Arrian
Last time I donated a coworker To whom did you donate your coworker?

[makemoneyonli]

Especially if you want to become a Deity

[jPNy2BP5]

Originally posted by Richelieu
That's how you become an Emperor? I have much to learn. There's much to be said for exploiting other's gaffes. (case in point: this post)

Tom P.

[TornadoPD]

Originally posted by Spiffor
I started playing GalCiv2...

Three days later, I'm starting to come back to the real world Meh. I found it okay, but not addictive.