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**Cabinanteerip** · 10-21-2008, 10:45 PM

I've seen her around before; she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I first met her.

You'd better text her back or you will both be sorry.

**nofkayalk** · 10-21-2008, 10:48 PM

It's an IQ test...

No, it is a personality test... designed to test patience.

**Lhtfajba** · 10-21-2008, 10:59 PM

I've seen her around before; she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I first met her.

Ahh, so it is lyrics from a song? ( the one above being human league )

**Slintreeoost** · 10-22-2008, 12:10 AM

So I met this girl last night in a bar. She was totally hot, demure in dress with green eyes and ravishing auburn hair.

She came over to say hello as I was sat by the bar by myself. She asked if I wanted to buy her a drink, so I obliged. She had good taste, only drinking champagne and premier crus; I grabbed them on my tab.

So when it came to settling up, she said she didn't have her purse and she had to go and meet a friend. I am pretty flush so I footed the bill, and she took my number saying that she wanted to meet up again this weekend and she would sort me out a few drinks to say thank you.

Feeling excited and a little tipsy I put on my black leather coat and headed for the door. As I left the bar I felt the cold evening air on my skin. I took a deep breath, filling my lungs and feeling revitalized. Perhaps she would call me tomorrow. I began fantasizing of the days to come, but for now I knew it was time to go home and get some sleep.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!". I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!". Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

**NickGrass** · 10-22-2008, 12:17 AM

its the ole free drink ploy [yes]

**gogoleanylinkfo** · 10-22-2008, 12:46 AM

...

Bingo.

Sorry guys, this was a joke for my own amusement. Childish I know.

**NutChusty** · 10-22-2008, 12:49 AM

I knew that from the start

**Cabinanteerip** · 10-22-2008, 12:57 AM

I must admit, when I first read the post I did scan to the bottom looking for the fresh prince...

**NutChusty** · 10-22-2008, 01:00 AM

I must admit, when I first read the post I did scan to the bottom looking for the fresh prince...

Naa Tom is sleeping at the moment........

**FuXA8nQM** · 10-22-2008, 01:03 AM

Naa Tom is sleeping at the moment........

I am not!

**NutChusty** · 10-22-2008, 01:06 AM

I am not!

[rofl] Ow K, sorry about that .....

**Maydayvar** · 10-22-2008, 04:47 AM

It's **** like this that I can't put up with and it's just more satisfying to pull your knob than piss about with girls that want to screw around with you. [thumbdown]

**pprropeciaaa** · 10-22-2008, 07:26 AM

Im afriand, my friend you failed to see that this was a joke!

Wow...I guess Im thinkheaded cause I still cant figure out if this is a joke or not

.

In any case, got to get year old bitterness out somewhere huh?

**Cabinanteerip** · 10-22-2008, 07:31 AM

Bingo.

Sorry guys, this was a joke for my own amusement. Childish I know.

Wow...I guess Im thinkheaded cause I still cant figure out if this is a joke or not.

I guess you are...

**pprropeciaaa** · 10-22-2008, 07:32 AM

I guess you are...

ZING, damn you are right. However, he did say that after my original post, so im only half an idiot!!

**Aqgkvwzm** · 10-22-2008, 08:37 AM

Your in a similar situation to me. I walked passed a massage parlour last week and there was a girl outside who smiled at me as I walked past.

My friends laughed and said she was just looking for punters, whatever that means, but that smile looked pretty genuine to me. I want to take it slow, so I've put a deposit down on an engagement ring and booked off two weeks in March next year for our honeymoon.

I'm going to visit her tomorrow, I had to book an appointment to see her and pay a £50 advance which seemed strange, but I can't wait to meet my future wife.

best post ever[rofl] reminds me of a time we took one of my square friends to a strip club. He fell in love with a stripper within 2 minutes of talking to her.

**TimoPizaz** · 10-22-2008, 10:24 AM

...with a peculiar cackle
I laid the bait and then she took the tackle
Had too much to drink at the red lobster
Now the room is spinning around like the blades of a helicopter
I never met a girl that was too finicky
If the press has their way then theyre going to finish me
You might know this but youve never been this see
If I ate spinach then Id be called spinach d
I shed light like cats shed fur
Ride around town like a raymond burr
Im so high that they call me your highness
If you dont know me then pardon my shyness
I live in the village wherever I go I walk to
I keep my friends around so I have someone to talk to
I play my music loud because you know its got clout to it
Its a trip its got a funky beat and I can bug out to it

**ViagraFeller** · 10-22-2008, 10:11 PM

I've seen her around before; she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I first met her.

Are you a closet human league fan by any chance?
http://www.dapslyrics.com/display.php?sid=5963

**Slintreeoost** · 10-22-2008, 11:49 PM

Are you a closet human league fan by any chance?
http://www.dapslyrics.com/display.php?sid=5963

I just youtube'd them. I think I'm going to go find a bridge now. I'm feeling froggy.

**ViagraFeller** · 10-23-2008, 12:29 AM

I just youtube'd them. I think I'm going to go find a bridge now. I'm feeling froggy.

Don't do it. The mere fact that you had to use youtube to find out about them bodes well for you! [yes]

10-21-2008, 10:45 PM	#21
Cabinanteerip Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 463 Senior Member	I've seen her around before; she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I first met her. You'd better text her back or you will both be sorry. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-21-2008, 10:48 PM	#22
nofkayalk Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 396 Senior Member	It's an IQ test... No, it is a personality test... designed to test patience. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-21-2008, 10:59 PM	#23
Lhtfajba Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 532 Senior Member	I've seen her around before; she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I first met her. Ahh, so it is lyrics from a song? ( the one above being human league ) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 12:10 AM	#24
Slintreeoost Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 502 Senior Member	So I met this girl last night in a bar. She was totally hot, demure in dress with green eyes and ravishing auburn hair. She came over to say hello as I was sat by the bar by myself. She asked if I wanted to buy her a drink, so I obliged. She had good taste, only drinking champagne and premier crus; I grabbed them on my tab. So when it came to settling up, she said she didn't have her purse and she had to go and meet a friend. I am pretty flush so I footed the bill, and she took my number saying that she wanted to meet up again this weekend and she would sort me out a few drinks to say thank you. Feeling excited and a little tipsy I put on my black leather coat and headed for the door. As I left the bar I felt the cold evening air on my skin. I took a deep breath, filling my lungs and feeling revitalized. Perhaps she would call me tomorrow. I began fantasizing of the days to come, but for now I knew it was time to go home and get some sleep. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!". I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!". Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 12:17 AM	#25
NickGrass Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 585 Senior Member	its the ole free drink ploy [yes] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 12:46 AM	#26
gogoleanylinkfo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 439 Senior Member	... Bingo. Sorry guys, this was a joke for my own amusement. Childish I know. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 12:49 AM	#27
NutChusty Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 565 Senior Member	I knew that from the start Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 12:57 AM	#28
Cabinanteerip Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 463 Senior Member	I must admit, when I first read the post I did scan to the bottom looking for the fresh prince... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 01:00 AM	#29
NutChusty Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 565 Senior Member	I must admit, when I first read the post I did scan to the bottom looking for the fresh prince... Naa Tom is sleeping at the moment........ Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 01:03 AM	#30
FuXA8nQM Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 586 Senior Member	Naa Tom is sleeping at the moment........ I am not! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 01:06 AM	#31
NutChusty Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 565 Senior Member	I am not! [rofl] Ow K, sorry about that ..... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 04:47 AM	#32
Maydayvar Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 511 Senior Member	It's **** like this that I can't put up with and it's just more satisfying to pull your knob than piss about with girls that want to screw around with you. [thumbdown] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 07:26 AM	#33
pprropeciaaa Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 477 Senior Member	Im afriand, my friend you failed to see that this was a joke! Wow...I guess Im thinkheaded cause I still cant figure out if this is a joke or not. In any case, got to get year old bitterness out somewhere huh? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 07:31 AM	#34
Cabinanteerip Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 463 Senior Member	Bingo. Sorry guys, this was a joke for my own amusement. Childish I know. Wow...I guess Im thinkheaded cause I still cant figure out if this is a joke or not. I guess you are... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 07:32 AM	#35
pprropeciaaa Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 477 Senior Member	I guess you are... ZING, damn you are right. However, he did say that after my original post, so im only half an idiot!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 08:37 AM	#36
Aqgkvwzm Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 482 Senior Member	Your in a similar situation to me. I walked passed a massage parlour last week and there was a girl outside who smiled at me as I walked past. My friends laughed and said she was just looking for punters, whatever that means, but that smile looked pretty genuine to me. I want to take it slow, so I've put a deposit down on an engagement ring and booked off two weeks in March next year for our honeymoon. I'm going to visit her tomorrow, I had to book an appointment to see her and pay a £50 advance which seemed strange, but I can't wait to meet my future wife. best post ever[rofl] reminds me of a time we took one of my square friends to a strip club. He fell in love with a stripper within 2 minutes of talking to her. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 10:24 AM	#37
TimoPizaz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 420 Senior Member	...with a peculiar cackle I laid the bait and then she took the tackle Had too much to drink at the red lobster Now the room is spinning around like the blades of a helicopter I never met a girl that was too finicky If the press has their way then theyre going to finish me You might know this but youve never been this see If I ate spinach then Id be called spinach d I shed light like cats shed fur Ride around town like a raymond burr Im so high that they call me your highness If you dont know me then pardon my shyness I live in the village wherever I go I walk to I keep my friends around so I have someone to talk to I play my music loud because you know its got clout to it Its a trip its got a funky beat and I can bug out to it Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 10:11 PM	#38
ViagraFeller Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 585 Senior Member	I've seen her around before; she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I first met her. Are you a closet human league fan by any chance? http://www.dapslyrics.com/display.php?sid=5963 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-22-2008, 11:49 PM	#39
Slintreeoost Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 502 Senior Member	Are you a closet human league fan by any chance? http://www.dapslyrics.com/display.php?sid=5963 I just youtube'd them. I think I'm going to go find a bridge now. I'm feeling froggy. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-23-2008, 12:29 AM	#40
ViagraFeller Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 585 Senior Member	I just youtube'd them. I think I'm going to go find a bridge now. I'm feeling froggy. Don't do it. The mere fact that you had to use youtube to find out about them bodes well for you! [yes] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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