[iroxmxinau]

One thing I find hilarious is that it started as a bet between Hubbard and sci fi author Isaac Asimov, Hubbard believed that people are so stupid that they would believe in anything, and he bet that he could start his own religion and amass followers.

He also had been quoted as saying, as a poster above I believe said that if you want money the best way is to start a religion.

[wonceinee]

Did the makers of south park get attacked when they did their Scientology episode?

I'm amazed how many people are fooled.

i wouldn't be surprised if Trey and Matt did get some harrassment from "that fruity little club"
Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef in Southpark, left the series when the episode "Trapped in the closet" made fun of Scientology.

he said the show made fun of religion and wasn't sensitive to personal beliefs.

didn't stop him making 9 years of the show that takes the piss of old poeple, jews, fat people, Christians, Mormons, hippies, adults in general, and everything else on the planet.
but oohh no!
don't make fun of the scientologists!

then to make fun of the fact, there was a southpark episode "the return of chef" where chef joins an exclusive club of paedophiles that prey on children!
the episode used edited voice clips of previous episodes to make the voice of chef!

bet that pissed the cult off a bit

[movlabs]

i wouldn't be surprised if Trey and Matt did get some harrassment from "that fruity little club"
Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef in Southpark, left the series when the episode "Trapped in the closet" made fun of Scientology.

he said the show made fun of religion and wasn't sensitive to personal beliefs.

didn't stop him making 9 years of the show that takes the piss of old poeple, jews, fat people, Christians, Mormons, hippies, adults in general, and everything else on the planet.
but oohh no!
don't make fun of the scientologists!

then to make fun of the fact, there was a southpark episode "the return of chef" where chef joins an exclusive club of paedophiles that prey on children!
the episode used edited voice clips of previous episodes to make the voice of chef!

bet that pissed the cult off a bit

You do realise, you missed the WHOLE point of the episode "return of chef" as another DEEP dig at scientology....

[wonceinee]

no i don't realise i missed the whole point.

both episodes take a jab at Scientology and the second one was taking a jab at Chef too. very simple.

[movlabs]

heh, I just watched an episode of the X-files, series 8 episode 18, "vienen" and in that episode, Doggit said to Mulder

Doggit: You could make a conspiracy out of a church picnic

Mulder: Which church?

[rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

[Switiespils]

I hate everybody that believes other than myself,..
Having that said ffs Scientology is a joke. [thumbdown]

[bestcigsnick]

What i don't get is how does something as obviously evil and corrupt like this flourish? Makes you wonder about other organizations that seem innocent.(everyone has an agenda) Also lose a lot of respect for people who are in it. [thumbdown]

[Switiespils]

What i don't get is how does something as obviously evil and corrupt like this flourish? Makes you wonder about other organizations that seem innocent.(everyone has an agenda) Also lose a lot of respect for people who are in it. [thumbdown]

You mean just like the Bush administration ?

[movlabs]

What i don't get is how does something as obviously evil and corrupt like this flourish? Makes you wonder about other organizations that seem innocent.(everyone has an agenda) Also lose a lot of respect for people who are in it. [thumbdown]

Because they prey on the weak minded, the easily led and manipulated, the vulnerable, or those who are in positions of power, with promises of more power.

The organisation has a history of crime, of infiltrating goverment agencies, of suspicious deaths and murder investigations, but their methods are so similar to the NWO, I don't know which is more scary....
The NWO or scientology, or are they one and the same?.....

[WoCTrt0X]

Normally I'm not one to offend other 'religions' but Scientology is a complete and utter joke, a dangerous cult, peddled by a mediocre science fiction writer that obviously wasn't even compos mentis...

If the phrase 'By thier fruits ye shall know them' means anything to anyone, then all you have to offer as an example is 'Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes'...

Hail Xenu...!!

[Valdoyes]

Ah, Scientology, a bastion for intellectual idiots.

[movlabs]

If the phrase 'By thier fruits ye shall know them' means anything to anyone, then all you have to offer as an example is 'Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes'...

Hail Xenu...!!

Well their associatio with scientology is already affecting their careers....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,162082,00.html

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/113302004.htm

Not looking good ....I wonder if work dries up for cruise and holmes, and they end up penniless, will the church of scientology still tout them amongst their high profile members, or will it be a case of shunned or a disconnect [rofl]

[movlabs]

**WARNING**

According to the church of scientology.....[rofl]
The following text that is only available to OT3 or above could make the person reading it ...

DIE!!!11 [rolleyes] [rolleyes]

As if.....

well here you go, this is what you get if you contribute more than US $500,000

OT III:

The head of the Galactic Federation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 5,000,000 years ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet, 178 billion on average) by mass implanting. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H-Bomb on the principal volcanos (Incident II) and then the Pacific area ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic area ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged".

His name was Xenu. He used renegades. Various misleading data by means of circuits etc. was placed in the implants.

When through with his crime loyal officers (to the people) captured him after six years of battle and put him in an electronic mountain trap where he still is. "They" are gone. The place (Confederation) has since been a desert. The length and brutality of it all was such that this Confederation never recovered. The implant is calculated to kill (by pneumonia etc) anyone who attempts to solve it. This liability has been dispensed with by my tech development.

One can freewheel through the implant and die unless it is approached as precisely outlined. The "freewheel" (auto-running on and on) lasts too long, denies sleep etc and one dies. So be careful to do only Incidents I and II as given and not plow around and fail to complete one thetan at a time.

In December 1967 I knew someone had to take the plunge. I did and emerged very knocked out, but alive. Probably the only one ever to do so in 75,000,000 years. I have all the data now, but only that given here is needful.

One's body is a mass of individual thetans stuck to oneself or to the body.

One has to clean them off by running incident II and Incident I. It is a long job, requiring care, patience and good auditing. You are running beings. They respond like any preclear. Some large, some small.

Thetans believed they were one. This is the primary error. Good luck.

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1. Check for any BTs (E-meter, theta perceptics, intention, pressure areas, telepathy is HOW) on and in:

Body surface (WHERE)
Body inside
In thetan's space (Approx. 40' X 60')
On thetan
2. Run Incident 2, then Incident 1, until BT(s) have gone and are released. Then, check for additional Incidents 1's and 2's until dry (on the meter).

3. Return to Step 2, to find new ones to run. Use ruds while running if necessary. There is an effort to stop and hurry on Incident 1.

4. When complete, exact date and run both of the incidents on self.

5. If a bog, do Millazo Pack. Write down some 'mutual associations'. Re each one on this list, FIND THE INCIDENT THAT MADE THEM ONE, and run that. Then, run OT III, Incident 2 and 1 after that cluster is broken up. Occasionally, BTs will have an incident that made them one other then Incident 2, thus this action.

INCIDENT 2: Dates approx. 75 million years ago, earth years, location, Earth, named TEEGEEACK at that time (meaning planet of sorrow), involved 33 planets of this sector, each with populations of 80 - 200 BILLION PER PLANET. XENU, the ruler, and 'Renegades' decided to solve overpopulation as follows, but was halted and XENU placed in a mountain trap after over 5 years of war.

Incident 2 Patter: DETERMINE IF A LOYAL OFFICER, RESIDENT OF EARTH, or FROM ANOTHER PLANET. If the latter two, start at their being picked up and shot and if from another planet, frozen in an ice cube, transported (flying saucer), taken to mountain, a volcano always, H BOMB EXPLOSION, TERRIFIC WINDS, EFFORT TO ORIENT, MAGNETIC STRIP UP FROM CENTER OF VOLCANO OR DOWN FROM AN AIRPLANE, EFFORT TO GET OFF AND FIND REST OF SELF, PROTEST, BEING PULLED ON STRIP, VISUAL DISPLAY OF INSTRUCTION BY A 'GO TO THE PILOT', WHO SAYS 'HE'S MOCKING IT UP'. There are 26 - 29 days of implanting (the CC and OT II, God and Devil material, reasons for this being done, helicopters, etc.) that need not be run. SOME WERE PACKAGED INTO CLUSTERS in the HAWAII and LOS PALMAS ISLANDS (8 to a cluster). If a loyal officer, the sequence is SURPRISE at being shot, placed at the volcano. Use meter to determine and determine volcano. Watch for earlier beginning (pulled in for a tax audit), run only up to the 'HE'S MOCKING IT UP' as BTs can go into 'free fall', spin and get sick from the 29 days implanting, with pneumonia and death the implanted phenomena of free fall in addition to insomnia. Coltus, the Reigning planet, Hubbard a part of the 'rescuing force that put an end to it'. Don't force or push them off, and answer the BTs questions. There were probably not any good or bad guys in this incident, although Hubbard insists the sector to have been a cultural desert since. Very SP BTs can usually be brought around with adept 2WC, Charm, Ruds, but if not use Power Processing on the rare hard core.

Incident 1: Dates 4 QUADRILLION YEARS AGO (which is 15 zeros or 4,000 trillion years ago).

Incident 1 Patter: LOUD SNAP, WAVES OF LIGHT, HORSES DRAWING CHARIOT RIGHT TO LEFT, CHERUB COMES OUT, BLOWS HORN, COMES CLOSE, SHATTERING SERIES OF SNAPS, CHERUB FADES, RETREATS, BLACK MASS IS DUMPED ON THE THETAN.

Volcano List

HAWAII Pacific Ocean
MT HOOD Pacific NW
MT BAYER Pacific NW
MT RAINIER Washington
MT ETNA Mediterranean
MT ST. HELENS Washington
MT EREBUS Antarctica
MT FUJI Japan
MT EVEREST Himalayas - Nepal & Tibet
MT KILIMANJARO Northeastern Africa
LAS PALMAS Canary Islands off NE
Africa MT SHASTA California
MT VESUVIUS Italy
MT KRAKATOA Indonesia
MT PELEE Martinique
MT MCKINLEY Alaska
Volcanoes existed New Zealand
at these locations Philippines
then, but no Mexico
longer South America
North Dakota
Vermont
Scotland
Iceland

Note: These were the most common locations. 600 other volcanoes did and do exist, which I did not list.

You clear up that a BT is a body thetan, The instructions are self explanatory, Basically, the reason they are doing this is to where they won't be confused with hundreds of different thoughts so that they can have some peace and quiet, and so they won't be other-determined. After they have run all these remnants of folks out by telepathic auditing on them, they attain the state of freedom from overwhelm and a return of full self determinism. One cleans off those 4 areas in the order listed. It is generally underrun, it is rarely overrun. What you have been doing all the way up the Bridge is breaking these clusters apart. With Expanded Dianetics, Grades and all the previous auditing, you have been taking these off. About 1/2 of the BTs come off and leave and go live their own lives by doing the lower Bridge right, and the other 1/2 come off here by doing OT III correctly. So, if you don't do the lower Bridge correctly on someone and they do a real good job on OT III, they will get about 1/2 of it done. It is pretty wild material to run and the gains of it are beyond description. It is not a crazy idea at all. The irony of it is that it happened a lot more than once. It is listed as an event that happened 75 million years ago. It probably happened to the preclear dozens of times. So, watch out for your dates.

After that you do not do OT VII, and then put them on OT III again, like the churches do. You do OT IV which is included here. After they have done that they have attained the state of certainty of self as a being and freedom from uncertainty of self.

On OT V they attain the state of freedom from fixated introversion into MEST and gain the ability to refamiliarize as a thetan exterior with the physical universe. maybe if I jot down some sci-fi blarney, and start a cult, I could get to rip people off for millions, heck, I'll just subverse Juliet Lewis into thinking I am the head of the Church of Ripoffology, and brainwash her into being my concubine

Found this interesting and enlightening link

http://whyaretheydead.net/

it details how people died who were involved with CoS.

[mxzjxluwst]

Now theres an idea for a thread, start our own religion the Church of Onionology, who want's to start
Futuremarks Unwavering Church of Keen Extremely Religious Saps, or for short......... er.....

[movlabs]

Now theres an idea for a thread, start our own religion the Church of Onionology, who want's to start

Idea stealer

But I'm telling you now, if Juliette Lewis joins, she's mine for one to one onionology

back on topic,
http://www.xenutv.com/trust/policevideo.htm

Interesting video on how CoS has infiltrated and employs members of the clearwater police.

[mxzjxluwst]

Idea stealer

But I'm telling you now, if Juliette Lewis joins, she's mine for one to one onionology

Yup, you got that right, she's all yours, child of Sylvester and Jackie Stallone me thinks

Guess I wouldn't say no, she does look like she'd have a hairy chest though & possibly six toes on each of her three feet

[EnubreBense]

Yup, you got that right, she's all yours, child of Sylvester and Jackie Stallone me thinks

Jackie Stallone is Sylvester's mother.

[mxzjxluwst]

Jackie Stallone is Sylvester's mother.

Yup, that was the point of the hairy chest and 6 toes, three feet line