[bestcigsnick]

Our American cousins luckily won't know what I'm talking about but I hate the ******* things. Nearly bent my car on someone else's today as the sign for it was hidden behind a tree and they have taken the markings away for painting. That and I was checking out some girl that looked like Pixie Lott's even fitter sister on the other side of the road.

As an aside, wouldn't it be great if Satellite Navigation systems had live hottie's updates as well as live traffic updates?

[engacenus]

Our American cousins luckily won't know what I'm talking about but I hate the ******* things. Nearly bent my car on someone else's today as the sign for it was hidden behind a tree and they have taken the markings away for painting. That and I was checking out some girl that looked like Pixie Lott's even fitter sister on the other side of the road.

As an aside, wouldn't it be great if Satellite Navigation systems had live hottie's updates as well as live traffic updates?

Isn't it therefore an unmarked 3 or 4 way junction?

[bestcigsnick]

Isn't it therefore an unmarked 3 or 4 way junction?

Technically yes, but the markings left made it look like a main road with two side roads. I could have been concentrating more lol.

[engacenus]

At least you got a good look at some bird.

[bestcigsnick]

At least you got a good look at some bird.

Exactly! Things always work out for the best! I know you were being sarcastic.

[dosyrotsbop]

So, you almost had an accident because you weren't paying attention to where you were driving and it's someone else's fault? I see.

[buchmausar]

You mean those goddamned things where you want to go left but have to drive round to the right in a circle to get there? I freaking hate those. We now have 2 in my small Colorado town.

edit: Thanks Europe!

[engacenus]

So, you almost had an accident because you weren't paying attention to where you were driving and it's someone else's fault? I see.

Says the man who can't drive. I'm sure you'd be an exemplary driver Bungle.

Not least that there was an element of jibe aimed at himself in the original post.

[Qnnoshxj]

So, you almost had an accident because you weren't paying attention to where you were driving and it's someone else's fault? I see.

Incorrect. He almost had an accident because some ****tards in all their wisdom took away the markings for painting.

edit : haha seriously? You can't drive Bungle? What's the reason for your existence then.

[bestcigsnick]

Incorrect. He almost had an accident because some ****tards in all their wisdom took away the markings for painting.

LOL, to be honest I would have been much more on the ball if I wasn't looking at women.

[dosyrotsbop]

Says the man who can't drive. I'm sure you'd be an exemplary driver Bungle.

And that has exactly what to do with anything?

Incorrect. He almost had an accident because some ****tards in all their wisdom took away the markings for painting.

A mini roundabout isn't suddenly going to appear out of thin air! It's usually pretty obvious when you're coming up to one.....if you're paying attention.

edit : haha seriously? You can't drive Bungle? What's the reason for your existence then. What's the reason for yours?

[bestcigsnick]

So, you almost had an accident because you weren't paying attention to where you were driving and it's someone else's fault? I see.

Comedy is just way too much for your little head isn't it [rofl]

[bestcigsnick]

A mini roundabout isn't suddenly going to appear out of thin air! It's usually pretty obvious when you're coming up to one.....if your paying attention.

Which part of "they removed all the markings" threw you? Honestly, I swear you need a bigger monitor!

[Ingeborga]

Did something like that as a kid on my bike - didn't notice the traffic had stopped and ran into the car in front and fell off - girl looked like she nearly wet herself laughing, just as yours probably did .
I take it that this was a strange bit of road, 'cause if it was known to you, you'd no excuses [rofl].

[dosyrotsbop]

Which part of "they removed all the markings" threw you? Honestly, I swear you need a bigger monitor!

All the mini roundabouts I've ever come across have a little round thing in the middle of the road so it's pretty obvious there's one there.

[engacenus]

And that has exactly what to do with anything?

What it has to do with is that you have no experience of driving a car on the road and therefore haven't ever been distracted whilst driving. I could say DM has been an idiot for not paying attention to the road, but I would be a hypocrite because I know myself that I have been distracted by people/object/other road users, as has every other person on the road \t some time or another.

[Qnnoshxj]

What's the reason for yours?

I was born to be an excellent driver, stop deflecting now and tell me.

If he crashed into another car or a concrete wall he could always blame the ****tards who removed the markings and deny the fact that he was actually looking at some very attractive ass.

[bestcigsnick]

All the mini roundabouts I've ever come across have a little round thing in the middle of the road so it's pretty obvious there's one there.

That's the point you bloody pedestrian! They removed all the markings. I should have said road markings, but I'm sure 99.9999999999999% of people knew what I meant.

[bestcigsnick]

What it has to do with is that you have no experience of driving a car on the road and therefore haven't ever been distracted whilst driving. I could say DM has been an idiot for not paying attention to the road, but I would be a hypocrite because I know myself that I have been distracted by people/object/other road users, as has every other person on the road \t some time or another.

I'm usually very observant and can manage to do Mirror, Signal, Hottie, Manoeuvre in the correct order but this one was just too much for me.

I like to think we didn't crash because the other driver was equally distracted and forgot to turn

[attlawqa]

All the mini roundabouts I've ever come across have a little round thing in the middle of the road so it's pretty obvious there's one there.

What like Bright Orange cables laying on Green grass?