[numinertyuesk]

Never look for logic in women, there is none.

[tsovimnpb]

This is so true. I got told the other day by a girl that i was talking to her like she was a child, when i was using some of my god given logic to explain something to her. So i've learned that talking logic to a women is akin to speaking to them like a child. Who knew?

[gagagaridze]

Find better women? The dudes dumb for expecting something to happen if she's already stated she just wants to be friends. Sounds like he has logic issues.

[yasmin]

So i've learned that talking logic to a women is akin to speaking to them like a child. Who knew?

It can be incredibly difficult at times. I do this to my girlfriend all the time.

1. She says something that is incorrect or doesn't make sense.
2. You correct her.
3. She tries to be smart and reinforces her beliefs.
4. You use logic to explain to her why it's incorrect.
5. She get's pissed because she thinks your trying to make her look stupid (although it's not your intention).

OR

1. You get onto a topic of conversation.
2. She hasn't got a clue what your talking about.
3. You explain to her in simple terms.
4. She get's upset and thinks your trying to make her look stupid.

Another thing I hate is when I tell my girlfriend something I found interesting. Then a week or month later she repeats the exact same thing back to me stating she read/heard about it from an article or friend.

You explain to her that you've already told her and tell her more about what she has learned to prove you know, then she get's all defensive and **** because she thinks you think she doesn't listen to you.

[AutocadOemM]

Most women are slightly crazy. The trick is to find one who is good enough in bed for you to overlook her eccentricities.

[Piemonedmow]

Most women are slightly crazy. The trick is to find one who is good enough in bed for you to overlook her eccentricities.

My goodness, those are my thoughts exactly!

[LindaSmithXV]

Most women are slightly crazy. The trick is to find one who is good enough in bed for you to overlook her eccentricities.

This is proven in the crazy:hotness scale

http://www.vincegolangco.com/wp-cont...livingston.jpg

[lollypopz]

I've learned my lesson about women. They're always right. ALWAYS. If she says the sky is blue because an astronaut spilled a can of blue paint on a shuttle mission then SHE'S RIGHT.

I gave up arguing with women years ago. Even if you win you've still lost. The only way to win is to lose. Men understanding women is like asking a mentally challenged person to explain quantum physics.

If you prove her wrong in an argument she knows she's still right, and she also knows you'll be jerking off for the rest of the month.

Also, I can't stand the friend zone thing. Although in my case I wasn't really interested, but I do get tired of being the perfect mate and having friends who are true gentlemen and listening to a woman talk about how utterly useless their boyfriend is, then breaking up, then getting back with him or his clone when they could get hooked up with a guy who may not be as interesting, but will respect them. One of these days I'm gonna punch a woman right in the face and yell out "ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID?". It boggles my mind how blind they are. It's like men who do anything and everything for a woman they KNOW is cheating on them but still somehow think "It'll get better". People are so dumb.

The path to a woman's heart is by letting her know she's only fit to be on the bottom of your shoe. Women say they want a gentleman, what they want is a man who puts them in their place. No matter what they say if you treat them like crap and act like a douche you WILL get laid more often than if you treat them with respect. And women wonder why guys act like this... it's because the smart ones know this gets them laid. It doesn't change until 30's 40's when women come to their senses, if you can call it that.

[Fdhwzctl]

If you prove her wrong in an argument she knows she's still right, and she also knows you'll be jerking off for the rest of the month.

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Fine with me. I've gotten really good at it after all these years of practice.

[WomanBreast40356]

[LypeReexy]

If a key opens many locks, it's a master key.
If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a bad lock.

Question: If every key is a master key, then is every lock a bad lock?

[Rapiddude]

I'm seeing a new woman, have been for about 3 weeks now, things are going pretty well. Anyway, I met her next door neighbors yesterday.

Girl: Holy crap, she is stunning. I mean, really really stunning. Petite, blonde, beautiful, busty and one of the friendliest and nicest people I've ever talked to.

Guy: Has a tattoo covering 80% of his face. Refers to her as "bitch" and shouts at her rather than talks.

Found out from his girlfriend that he "was on Jeremy Kyle" because his ex won't let him see his kids... because he used to beat the **** out of her on a regular basis. "It was only because she was being a bitch and he was drunk!" was her excuse.

My heart breaks at the thought of this lovely girl getting battered senseless by this knuckle dragging idiot next time he drinks too much.

[Petwrenny]

It is strange how some women tolerate such bullshit. Possibly because they never had a father figure or something like that or were abused and think it's right. My mum's husband hit her once and she kicked him out of his house and is divorcing him.

[diutuartina]

I'm seeing a new woman, have been for about 3 weeks now, things are going pretty well. Anyway, I met her next door neighbors yesterday.

Girl: Holy crap, she is stunning. I mean, really really stunning. Petite, blonde, beautiful, busty and one of the friendliest and nicest people I've ever talked to.

Guy: Has a tattoo covering 80% of his face. Refers to her as "bitch" and shouts at her rather than talks.

Found out from his girlfriend that he "was on Jeremy Kyle" because his ex won't let him see his kids... because he used to beat the **** out of her on a regular basis. "It was only because she was being a bitch and he was drunk!" was her excuse.

My heart breaks at the thought of this lovely girl getting battered senseless by this knuckle dragging idiot next time he drinks too much.

It's like the old story.
"Women marry expecting the man will change,
Men marry assuming the woman won't"

Damned shame so many women, and men, allow their supposed partners to walk all over them - may not be long before you see the neighbour woman turning tricks for her 'boyfriend'.